Guakki Guakki

The phenomenon whereby your fingers wrinkle up like prunes when you get them wet.

"Looks like Guakki Guakki wrinkled your fingertips."

by Nimrod-field October 2, 2016

missed guacortunity

After taking the first bite of your Chipotle, the realization that you forgot to get guacamole.

Person A: "Damn, I should have gotten guac in this burrito."

Person B: "That's an unfortunate missed guacortunity. It's cool though, we'll be back tomorrow."

by Rozaaay February 21, 2014

Guano Apes

Batshit insane

Guano Apes is the greatest band name ever and one of the greatest bands

by C.R.A.B.E. June 21, 2008

guano

a substance composed chiefly of the excrement of seafowl and used as a fertilizer; aka bat sh!t

watch "ace ventura 2"

by snoopid September 13, 2004

guano loco

someone who is bat shit crazy

almost all politicians are guano loco

by J.Richard January 7, 2008

gukkon

Similar to bukkake (which involves often a chick or sometimes two being ejaculated on repeatedly in succession by a series of guys - usually on the face or ass), gukkon involves multiple ejaculation directly into the mouth and generally followed by a large gulping or swallowing. "Gukkon" is an onomatopoeia, translated into English as "gulp" and is the sound made when downing a mouthful of cum

"Hey man did you check out that new bukkake movie?"
"nah, i'm into the gukkon shit. Its so hot when they swallow 20 guys' loads at once"

by bukkakeman123 June 26, 2007

Guakala

An expression used when something is extremely gross and/or repulsive.

"Guakala! I almost drowned when he kissed me!"
"Dang he's ugly,Guakala!"

by Natalia Rios December 9, 2008