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African Guacamole

When you're black and you use a straw to suck the diarrhea out of your girls butt and then funnel it back into her nose. Leaving her senseless.
Lakesha had food poisoning so I gave her some African Guacamole. She seems better now. She also had some chips.
by Bloodydragonluvr69 June 5, 2016
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dirty guacamole

When you cum in a girl's dirty ears and mix that shit around
Yo bro, that chick at the party last night had nasty ass ears, I gave that bitch the dirty guacamole and sent her ass home.
by PeanutButterCumDumpster August 3, 2019
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Benjamin's Guacamole

When someone takes a massive runny green shit and tries to pass it off as guacamole
Steve: "Damn bro I just had green diarrhea"
Greg: "Cool let's bring some Benjamin's guacamole to the party"
by Unidef September 14, 2023
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Canadian Guacamole

The act of jizzing in a bowl and proceeding to ruse a girl into thinking it is chip dip.

Canadian because unlike the traditional guacamole it is white like snow.
I was mad at my girlfriend so I decided to feed her some Canadian Guacamole
by KCJD November 17, 2013
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guacamolito sauce

While guacamole is more solid with avocado, tomatoes, onions, chiles, spices, etc., Guacamolito is more salsa-like, more liquid in nature and used like a sauce atop of items.
"And it get's even awesomer when we take a deep-fried gordita shell, smear on a layer of our special guacamolito sauce, and wrap that around the outside!" Narrator, "Taco Town" commercial
by Greg B. February 7, 2008
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Guacamole Nigga Penis

Random words put together that sound funny. Ignore the other retarded definitions.
Someone: *says literally anything*
Funny random person: "Guacamole nigga penis"
by Nerd Lord July 3, 2019
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guacamole cooch

A vagina that has been penetrated so often throughout it's existence that it's inards are being worn on the outside. Which then causes the snatch to resemble that of guacamole.
"Dude don't hit on that Ashley chick man, I fucked her 3 months ago and that bitch had a mean ass guacamole cooch."
by Tommy Stanek October 29, 2006
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