Kayla Bishop Grounding

Kayla Bishop Grounding (noun) - The most extreme form of grounding.

No TV, cell phone , car, internet , going out, breathing, etc...

Carl: "Dude, my mom is Kayla Bishop Grounding me!"
Mark: "Awh man, you're gonna go psycho in like three days!"

by Yakla Poshib May 2, 2010

Crouching Cougar

A sex position/move where the male crouches down on the bed, and then leaps onto his partner, forcing his erect penis into the partner's rectum while scratching their back.

I used the crouching cougar on Nikki last night.

by Rontarleb November 13, 2011

crouching

A gaming slang term for masturbation.

Gamer1: Hey did you see pappy? He was crouching soooooo hard!

Gamer1: Hey why is true afk?
Gamer2: He's probably crouching.

by Gatman94 January 2, 2011

Grinching

Grinching is a winter olympic sport, to play you need two or more players and to win you need to buy a Grinch suit off EBay and live in a cave at that point you must harass near by children and civilians on Christmas.

The winter Olympics will be comprised of Grinching along with other winter sports. The top athletes will participate in Grinching this winter.

by Kingofduckz December 5, 2020

Gootching

Gootching is when you and your friends pool together a small amount of cash to buy a shitbox on Craigslist known as a “gootch” Then proceed to live out your wildest fantasies. By soaring off jumps and rallying through waterfowl mating areas, light that fucker on fire and jump it into a small pond while eating a bowl of ramen. The world is your oyster.

Bro.. you’re never gonna pick up any chicks in that piece of crap, let’s go gootching instead!

by Lukeray October 23, 2020

crouching sapnap

crouching callahan is better smh

"crouching sapnap"
"get him"

by yeahhhhno May 14, 2021

Grogchino

The nickname of a person who is dirty.

sebastian: jorge never showers.
jordan: i know bro, he a grogchino.

by el frisky October 9, 2021