Groningen

Province and city in the north of the Netherlands—not to be confused with Holland, which is actually a part of the Netherlands but sometimes used for naming the country— Relatively the largest student town in the country.

A: Where are you from?
B: I'm from Groningen.
A: The city of Groningen?
B: No, the province, I live in Winschoten.

by GRN050 November 4, 2011

Rob Gronkowski

The most epic man ever to play for the New England Patriots.

Dude, did you Rob Gronkowski make that sweet catch and break through those defenders.

by RG87 December 31, 2011

Grond

1. The long giant battering ram from Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King shaped like a giant flaming wolf's head

2. When you get a boner while grinding with a girl at a club, and it presses up against her ass. This term is used because a boner is shaped similar to Grond from Lord of the Rings (long and hard) and also because the word "grond" is similar to "grind"

I gronded a chick last night when we went clubbing and it was like my pants were on fire! It was more awesome than the Battle of Minas Tirith!

by Grond850 February 24, 2011

gronkowski

A super human being. Can have sex with pornstars after a loss in the super bowl. Super good at sports. Excels in the bedroom. Has muscles bigger than Poseidon's penis.

That guy is a total Gronkowski he can play all the sports.

Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.

That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.

by obesecatdancer December 12, 2013

The Gronkowski Spike

When the famed New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski scores a touchdown and spikes the ball in celebration

Fan #1: Touchdown Gronkowski!!
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole

by bostonfan123 January 28, 2012

Gronblom

A Long thin penis is known as a Gronblom if the diameter is at least the same as a nickle and minimum six inches

Steve has a Gronblom in his pants

by Egg1013 December 11, 2013

Gronwyn

An ancient deity, dating between 1400 and 1521CE. Gronwyn has no clear religious links and is likely a culmination of all pagan beliefs throughout the Eastern world. She is the personification of all evil and is believed to be the only being that will ever fully grasp the concept of Gron. She is often represented as a stark white figure lying down, with her arms beside her body, a pig nose and a long tail.

Gronwyn is the perfect blend of light and dark, good and evil, Gron and Bronwyn

by stellasux222 May 14, 2020