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Groating

The act of wining and dinning a goat to the point of completion and expelling large amounts of semen at a speed and velocity that compares to a freight train.
Boy 1: "Hey man where have you been, I haven't seen you around lately?"
Boy 2: "Oh hey sorry! Farmer Brown has had it out for me since he caught me Groating his prize winning doe behind the barn last weekend"
by Ironpanion May 5, 2022
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Gronning

The act of sucking another man off who you have made an Instagram with.
I can't believe Jon is blowing that Graham guy, if they have an Instagram account together they're gronning.
by Afromanssh January 11, 2023
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groining

Groaning after being impacted in the area of the groin.
That poor girl has every right to be Groining after a direct kick to her Vergina.
by Timouthy Titmouse February 7, 2023
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Groganing

Screwing things up in the most predictable and hilarious way possible.
He would have shot the pig at 15 yards if not for his general Groganing.
by Jon Pirog August 7, 2023
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Groningen

A vibrant and historic city nestled in the northernmost part of the Netherlands, known for its picturesque canals, lively student population, and rich cultural scene. With a distinct blend of medieval architecture and modern amenities, Groningen offers a unique charm that captivates residents and visitors alike. Renowned for its bicycle-friendly streets, the city boasts a dynamic atmosphere, fueled by its diverse community and bustling markets.
Joe:I fucking love groningen For its great colleges

gert:Fuck you the students in groningen suck ass
by Very epic job January 29, 2024
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Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.
I just did a Groningen, I was worried that it was going to choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed away without any problems.
by Longpooman June 16, 2024
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Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long and with structural integrity so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.
I just did a Groningen, was worried it might choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed with no problems
by Longpooman June 16, 2024
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