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Intellectual Grabass

When two people (especially egotistical smart people) flirt with each other using their intelligence to debate a scholarly issue.
An example of an instance of intellectual grabass would be:

Male professor: "Didn't you think Nietzsche's "Will to Power" was the most influencial work of its day?"

Female professor: "Heavens yes! Foucult, Sarte, and Camus would be utterly unispired without it."
by MLZ November 10, 2006
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groin-grabbingly good

A term used to indicate extreme pleasure with something (it could be practically anything), to the point of that something inducing the grabbing of one's genital area in a reflexive attempt at masturbation. Not necessarily literal. The term was coined by television buffoon Homer Simpson.
Fool: Wow, this Nascar race is groin-grabbingly good!
by jazzriff October 14, 2005
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grab a bite

A slang term meaning to eat something
Hey fellas, let's stop by that burger joint and grab a bite.
by Sajajd jafari December 12, 2013
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bro grabs

another term for two men embracing; a man hug
i haven't seen you in a while. give me some bro grabs.
by king reuben December 12, 2008
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grab hag

A Grab Hag is one who takes excessively, maybe even taking all that is there.

It seems to fill their souls with singular delight to pull out every tissue and aggressively stuff them into their bulging pockets or purses; and shamelessly doing so at the front of a long line of other grab hags waiting for their turn with the unprotected and unaccounted for tissues.

(See Chinese Grab Hag video)

Are they kleptos ? Are they exhibitionists ?

We may never know.

At this time, plans are being arranged to find out exactly where these creatures get to with all their various plunder, and what these nests may look like.

Look for the lucrative research in an upcoming National Geographic magazine near you.
Look at that Grab Hag hag-grabbling over there !

I've never seen such grabhaggory in all my days !

Save some for the rest of us you damn dirty grab hag !
by Aleanbh October 19, 2023
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grabbing a chocolate bar

offensive term: for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.
do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
by Sexydimma January 8, 2015
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dad-grab

the dad grab referred to when a guy grabs a girls upper arm and jerks down firmly in attempt to startle, confuse or make her laugh. usually complimented by a remark of absolute control, such as "now, WHAT DID I TELL YOU!?"...this doesn't work well when a guy does it to another guy or a girl does it to a guy.... but when a guy does it to a girl, it just gives that out of control "dad-like" feel that NOTHING compares to.
"he gave her a swift dad-grab and a stern look to the eyes, and she knew he meant some serious bizz. "
by TGI-D-O-fo-sho October 8, 2009
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