Gretchen

An absolute annoying bitch. A real scum of the earth type girl.

"Dude, Gretchen's coming"
"Fuck! Don't make eye contact"

by Zzzzzx October 10, 2019

Gretchen

Sorority girl; Born rich, likely to a couple of white trash aristocrats. Loves to party and good in bed.

Gretchen is so sexy!

by clairethefashionista April 20, 2015

Gretchen

a no lip havin bitch whose got the personality of my left toe

laney: u spelled gretchen wieners wrong
gretchen: no its right
gretchen: *changes it to the correct spelling*
laney: buy urself a pair of lips @ walmart u fucking gretchen

by notlaney June 23, 2016

gretchen

A psychotic mother who mistakenly believes her children are the perfect example of purity, chastity, morality and good breeding.

The gretchen up the street won't believe that her son stole my son's tools.

by Hoosier_Daddy July 9, 2006

Gretchen

(Verb)
When someone has a massive bitch fit and won't shut up. They proceed to yell at someone for something that is actually their own fault.

"Stop nitpicking, I know where the table's going to be, don't have a gretchen!"

by Millie Sue February 21, 2008

Gretchen

1. The world's best spanish teacher, under the age of 30!!
2. A master of "knitting" and "pearling"
3. Patient, kind, and resistant to extreme cold due to a frigid Michigan upbringing.
4. La mejora profesora de espanol en el laboratorio de tecnologia.

Tami: "Oh my gosh! I totally love spanish this year!"
Tina: "Yeah. I'm sure its because you have a Gretchen for a professor."

by E. Evonna c/o 2008 May 28, 2008

Gretchen

Often accompanied by the descriptive prefix "Stretchin'"...The girl who'll do everyone, anytime, anywhere...Usually wears clogs and sundress with no panties or bra...

She's always stretchin'...that GRETCHEN!

by Graffilthier May 18, 2008