This waste of (a vast amount of) skin realized in the 6th grade that she will die alone after welfare and multiple heart attacks. After this harsh realization, she desperately attempted to form friendships with attractive girls for the sole reason of leeching of their hotness. Ten years later, she's managed to hold together her parasitic friendship with these girls. When you and your buddies approach these girls, the grenade's callousness from years of fat jokes kicks into overdrive, and she does everything in her power to keep her "friends" from hooking up. The grenade will most likely have to be jumped on (read: get taken back to her place and spend many long hours trying not to vomit from disgust) by you or one of your buddies (probably whoever gets the short straw).
by Ranting Bastard August 04, 2004
an ugly girl that is jumped on for the sake of your friends. Similar to the times of war when the enemy tosses a grenade over the lines and a comrade jumps on it to ensure teh safety of others.
by pmcdon1 May 18, 2005
A Top Fuel Dragster blows up it's engine to the point there are large chunks of metal strewn about the track is the best example of grenadation.
"John Force has experienced grenadation many times in his career."
"John Force has experienced grenadation many times in his career."
by Conquest351 June 04, 2009
My cell phone is in a thousand pieces. I dropped onto the concert and it grenaded.
My car engine over revved and grenaded. Pieces were everywhere.
My car engine over revved and grenaded. Pieces were everywhere.
by Fixer1967 August 04, 2018
The grenade is an alternative sexual manuaveur, it begins with the basic handjob. When the man begins to orgasm however is where the grenade differs because the one handjobbing makes a fist around the erect member and clamps their thumb over the penile orfice. This is usually followed by a yelp by the man because of building pressure and is usually released quickly with a explosion of white male secretion.
Me: Hey dude why are grabbing yourself?
Mike: My girl gave me the grenade because I called her Heather half way through.
Me: Shit thats some mean and cold hearted shit right there.
Mike: My girl gave me the grenade because I called her Heather half way through.
Me: Shit thats some mean and cold hearted shit right there.
by Phillip Kaltenbach February 20, 2007
a fat, butt-ugly bitch found hanging out with hot chicks in a bar and if this monster doesn't get some dick, none of her hot friends do, either
by Nate June 04, 2003
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