greenwooding

producing media in order to capitalize on a tragedy, focusing on overly generalized emotional appeals. The media's quality is typically so low that it borders on satire. See "God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood

When the next 9/11 happens, I'll be greenwooding it like hell 'til I'm rich. I can't wait.

by blackfaded September 15, 2010

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colin greenwood

contary to popular belief the driving force behind the popular rock band radiohead. he has an overrated brother called jonny greenwood who has spaffy hair but is far inferior to colin who pretends to be the band's humble bass player but alas is much more. also has the sexiest voice ever and likes can, david bowie and being intelligent.

oh my god! colin greenwood's dancing better than thom yorke!

by takeshi February 1, 2004

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Greenwood, SC

Also known as G-Vegas or G-Hood, Greenwood is a backwoods shit hole in the upstate of South Carolina. While it is rapidly growing, there still isn't much to do besides sit up in Starbucks, vandalize things, do drugs, get drunk, go bowling or aimlessly wander through Walmart all night. Yeah, that's what people really do here. Though there has been an increasing amount of hipsters lately, rednecks are still the majority. The elderly are pretty crochety and super conservative. You don't want to be caught walking any street, no matter how nice of an area it may look like. People be creepin', ready to snatch you up.

Ermergerd lets go to Greenwood, SC next week and chew dip. We'll fit right in with the other trash!

by stalkingmadison July 19, 2012

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Greenwood luck

When everything goes wrong but ends up alright

‘He broke down on the motorway but found another vehicle to carry on with his journey’

‘Yeah, that’s Greenwood luck’

by whitemanwithblackmanlength June 23, 2019

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soylent greenfurter

A hot dog or other sausage of extraordinarily questionable provenance and composition.

Student #1 at Cafeteria: "These hot dogs really take lips and assholes to a new level. I mean, this is some serious mystery meat."

Student #2 at Cafeteria: "It's even worse than that, man. I think these might be soylent greenfurters."

by Fully Dressed Lunch March 4, 2011

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