Fresh gleaming out of the shower

How clean you want the asshole your gonna eat to be.

“Yo man how you gonna eat her ass ?
You get that shit fresh gleaming out of the shower clean first”

by Capt_Quint May 3, 2022

greading

A verb that describes the act of reading through the elements in your Google Reader, or an RSS reader of choice. Made from the noun "Google" and the verb "to read".

When people gread, they often pay less attention to the material in question than what they would have done if they were reading the same in a newspaper. This is because a greader has less time than an ordinary reader.

Bill says:
hi. what's happening?

Matt says:
i'm greading.

Bill says:
oh. i gread this awsome cat macro a while ago, and then my girlfriend came in. we both rotflol'd.

by vages December 17, 2008

Gleaming the Cube

when a girl rubs her pussy on a man's bald head.

Last night that girl was gleaming the cube and my stubble got her off.

by xincognitogrlx April 23, 2008

greasing the bike chain

Having a person who has braces blowing you than asking them to smile wide and busting the nut all over their braces.

Guy: "Smile wide, Brittany!"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Cause I am going to be greasing the bike chain!"
Girl smiles.
SPLAT!!!

by paulada5 October 20, 2008

Gleaming the Cube

To fail so badly that there is brilliance in the failure; A phrase coined by Cinema Abattoir bloggers in reference to a 1989 movie starring Christian Slater.

I can't believe how thoroughly this movie is gleaming the cube!

by Amber Hat January 20, 2009

Gleaming

The act of feeding fresh semen to another person, via a cupped hand or splashing motion so as to cover the face and trickle into the mouth, immediately post-ejaculation, to preserve the shiny, 'gleaming' quality of the ejaculate.

Christo: "... so I fed it to her like a bird regurgitating food to a chick... totally gleaming."

by pkmendoza September 10, 2016

Gleaming the cube

Intense masturbation aimed in the directon of a Nintendo Gamecube that has Beyblade stickers on it.

Matt- I caught my cousin Tyler gleaming the cube!!

Will- WTF rly?

by Moonshadow360 February 14, 2009