A road cyclist who spontaneously takes up gravel riding in an effort to be cool and different won't and shut up about it. Gravel Privateers will be sure to volunteer about their newfound identity via many Strava and Instagram posts.
Victor: I just bought a $9,000 gravel bike. I am a Gravel Privateer!
Jeremy: Me too. I'm a Cat 5 racer, but I'm actually a part time Gravel Privateer myself.
Dat: Hey guys, I'm riding the river trail tomorrow with the road group, want to join?
Jeremy and Victor: Sorry, can't make it because training for our first Belfian Waffle. Road cycling in lame. We are Gravel Privateers now :)~
A person, being of vertically challenged stature, who releases noxious gasses from below the belt, resulting in a cloud of small rocks and other debris being blown around by the release of said gasses. The act of blowing up gravel and various debris when releasing flatulence so close to the ground.
"Did you see what happened when Shelly farted while walking on the dirt road? She's so short that rocks started flying everywhere!"
"Ha ha, yeah, she's a real gravel blower!"