Grasping at Straws

Making wild and often times unbelievable assumptions or using far fetched ideas and possibilities to reach the desired conclusion.

The police were trying to make a conviction, but they were just grasping at straws.

by Gramarye June 16, 2008

Gapping Bung

one who's bung hole is gapping, or largly streched out from taking huge dumps or large amounts of cock in the ass.

"Dave has been fucked up the ass so much he must have a gapping bung."
"Daves dad had a gapping bung after shitting him out"

by z man zan August 11, 2009

grapneling

The sexual act of inserting the tip of a strap-on dildo into the foreskin of another penis.
It allows one to enjoy the sensual pleasures of docking while remaining in the confines of heterosexual relations, and can be used as an alternative to pegging.

Tom: Hey Mary, I'm getting a bit bored of taking it up the ass, but I don't like the idea of a man sticking his penis into my foreskin, so I thought we'd spice it up tonight with some grapneling.
Mary: That sounds great, dear! I'll get my strap-on!

by Dick Smegman September 14, 2014

Gapping hole

When your female partner is just relaxing naked and you spot her big spooky gapping hole

Man #1 : dude my girlfriend was really relaxed last night

Man #2 : did you see her gapping hole?

Man #1 : How the fuck could i miss it?

by ANAL Bible thumping December 27, 2021

gramping

the act of getting really high and falling asleep at awkward times in a lazy boy in the poze of a grandpa

tyler got sooooo high last night and he totally gramped, he started gramping at like 6 oclock

by Deckland December 23, 2009

groupling

a small group within a group

The groupling was onboard with the groups proposition with a few minor changes

by leddy May 21, 2009

grappin

to try to get with someone of romantic interest.

Bob was grappin Andrea, he thought she was hot

by Juniper Sarbaal November 21, 2009