Cranberry Farmer

When a man puts his testicles on a woman's vagina whilst she is on her period.

That chick is hella kinky, she was on her period, so I gave her a cranberry farmer.

by Propaganda78 December 11, 2009

Sprite Cranberry

Its the most godly drink of them all,only drank in the thirstier times of the year,popularized by Lebron James and DRAM.

Wanna Sprite Cranberry?-Lebron james.

by IWnatDieAndIWantKis December 21, 2018

Granbury

The inconceivable imbodimemt of white trash and Mexicans all mixed in to a hash pot of meth. This is the type of place where cops arrest black people based solely on the color of their skin and whether they are the starting running back for the high school team.

Granbury is divided into sub communities, popular ones include pecan Plantation of course filled with not black people like the name implies, but white people who find themselves thinking too highly of themselves, while also having the polar opposite which is filled to the brim with white trash (oak trail shores), but don't worry there is gated communities for the Mexicans too to make the heathers and Karen's of the world feel safer.

With practically nothing to do on the weekends and drugs running rampant it's no wonder Granbury has a huge meth problem, and trust when I say Granbury is the meth capital of North Texas.

Granbury is named after a Confederate General.

by ma216231 December 21, 2019

cranberry juice

What you drink when you are on your period...

-What were you having?
-Cranberry Juice
-What, you on your period?

The Departed

by wabbajack July 15, 2009

Cranberryzero

(n.) The act of producing a shameless piece of work that borders on artistic travesty; usually bereft of theme, purpose, merit, or value.

"Abe had nothing to contribute to the contest as usual; and his rapidly tarnishing reputation deteriorated even further when he tried to pull off a Cranberryzero by entering that visual travesty."

by Wilbert. A. Robson May 23, 2006

The Granery

A gone but not forgotten music club in Bristol UK. Opened as a jazz venue in the late 1950's it became one of the nations leading venues in the Rock'n'Roll years and remained at the cut edge of the live music circiut until its closure in 1990.

It is claimed that every major band to achiebe UK success played at the place including The Rolling Stones, Yes, Genesis, The Damned, Iron Maiden, Metallica and Pink Floyd to name but a few.

by black flag June 11, 2004

Goonberry

One who has a horrific looking haircut and has no chance with the opposite sex.

Wow, Tim is such a goonberry, whoever cut his hair is retarded.

by Rader November 9, 2006