Christmas Grad

When a student in post-secondary education performs so horribly in their first term courses that any mark in their second term courses will result in a failed final average, and that there is no possible way for the student to take make up courses in in the second term (either because the post-secondary establishment does not offer the necessary courses in the second term, or the second term courses require the student to pass the first term courses to continue).

The student will have to "graduate" at Christmas and try the program again the next year.

Student 1: I haven't seen Jimmy in a while. What Happened to him?
Student 2: He bombed all of his courses and now he's a Christmas Grad.

by Forthex December 7, 2009

Grad Guap

The money you get when you graduate

I got $200 From Grandma for graduation! the ill Grad Guap

by Nolin June 13, 2009

grad party

Graduation Party.

Did you hear I'm heaving a big grad party next Saturday?

by pess May 22, 2014

Stay at home grad

A recent college graduate who has moved back home and is now cooking and running errands for his or her parents instead of working.

Keeks: So have you found a job yet?
Al: Ughh no, still a stay at home grad.

by someonePLEASEhireme July 19, 2009

grad school hot

When mediocre-looking people are perceived to be more attractive than they actually are due to the confines and maladaptive effects of graduate school.

The phenomenon of mediocre-looking people finding themselves fought over by increasingly desperate people.

Is she hot or just grad school hot?

He's totally hot.
You've been in grad school too long. He's only grad school hot.

by meaculpa20vt July 6, 2010

google grad student

1. (n) any college student who uses google or any other google service such as youtube as there only means of research.

Example - any smart student with an internet connection is usually a google grad student.

by Wikipedius Degreeus November 29, 2011

2009 College Grad

screwed; unemployment line resident

You know, I almost wish I wasn't a 2009 College grad... I've already spent three months looking for a job with no luck!

by His little nymphette May 1, 2009