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gowonsexual

A person who is only attracted to GoWon from loona.
Person: Hey wanna be my gf/bf?
You: Sorry I’m Gowonsexual!
by @lil.woozi December 23, 2020
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gowonstafied

the act of be gowon’d like the girl from the bit girl group loona
“You have been gowonstafied”
by melannytheleaderofgowonstafied January 30, 2022
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Goins

Literally pronounced (guh)-(oyns) like coins or groins. Don't let anyone tell you it's pronounced (go)-(ins), because they are probably mentally ill.
Hello mister, your last name is pronounced Goins, not Goins.
by cdn spe September 29, 2023
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Gowinism

The act of cynically or in a manner that is unclassy describing a person, situation, or consequence of an action.

IE refering to someone by an endearing name that describes their appearance or behavior. A name for someone such as "Shrek," "Jabba the Hut," the "green mile," or "the troll farmer." Or a reference to an act like "stuck it to her" or "they took her to pound town."

In some extreme circumstances, Gowinisms can be paired with a random fit of rage such as cursing at inanimate objects or people using loud machinery. Making just statements like "you keep screwing with me I am going to go get a Flying J fuel truck and drive it right up into this #!+c4." Or "keep screwing with me and I am going to mail you something."

Gowinisms can also be less overt and involve small actions such as sticking cartoon taxi driver pictures to office equipment or moving the numbers around on a person's desk phone.
"Dude if you keep screwing around on Tinder one day you are going to disappear and the next time we see you it will be on the internet with a tennis ball stuffed in your mouth." "Dude that is a gowinism if I have ever heard one."
by K0gaShuk0 March 4, 2024
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Nar Goins On

Said when something is a big deal.

Said after or before a story or sentence to express how intense/cool/stupid/insane the activity in the story or sentence was.
"We never had Nar Goins On at that party friday night."

(While watching a fight) "Nar Goins On"
by Joshua Rodney White March 16, 2008
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dirty gowans

When you eat cereal out of you're girlfriend/boyfriends gaping anus
Oh my fucking God my girlfriend let me dirty gowans her last night
by Sirpugz22 February 13, 2019
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Elijah Goins

A sexy black man who’s very attractive
Omg Micheal b Jordan is a Elijah Goins
by Bdhshaaba February 9, 2021
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