tickle her goiter

A term a male uses for a female performing oral sex on him. See goiter.

Adam told Cindy he wants to tickle her goiter.

by Jilina September 25, 2005

Guter

Irish/Dublin slang for female genitalia.

Me bird is horny - she has a drippin' guter.

by Wamwong March 16, 2009

gouder

a kind of cheese. like edam but better

What do you want on toast?
Some nice gouder!

by FreaksOnAStick April 16, 2008

goiter love

A forbidden lust to have sex with the goiter (neck mass on a person with chronic hypothyroidism or iodine deficiency).

Kevin had goiter love, so when he titty fucked his girlfriend, he pretended her tits were two massive goiters.

by mayfield 21 January 13, 2009

flossy gouderjaan

A flossy is uaslly very big in size, if they were to start running they would not be able to stop they would be like a freight train and anything in there way would be sucked inside of its rolls, they are very fond of twelve year olds by the name of Declan

Did you hear about the flossy gouderjaan that happened in Iraq, yeah it destroyed a whole town, everything got sucked into its fat rolls

by D.O.4.H September 1, 2016

gooters

When an old woman's hooters meet her gut. A spinoff of gunt. Sometimes gooters are tucked into the woman's pants at a feeble attempt to conceal them, this only makes matters worse.

Old Drunk Woman: Hey there young man, do you have a cigarette I can have?

Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos

by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011

goiter

A disease caused by IODINE deficiency! Iodine is NOT a vitamin. It is an element found in salt and seawater. Dumbass.

by haha April 23, 2003