gottem

An exclamation yelled after someone is completely owned by a comeback or statement.

Person 1: "Well what do you mean she's a slut? You just mean, this girl, she's a bit... loose?"

Person 2: "Well her pants are loose"

Person 3: "GOTTEM"

by Kris. April 20, 2008

götze

Götze is a term of expression used by a person immediately after they or someone else performs a task exceptionally well.

Can be used in several context, primarily when the outcome is positive yet unexpected.

Götze / Goetze are used interchangeably. Refers to German Footballer Mario Götze's winning goal at the 2014 World Cup finals.

Guy: Hey how about we start a fund for you to get bigger boobs! Haha
Girl: Hey, how about we start a scientific project for you to grow a bigger dick? ....götze!

Student: I wrote this paper 5 hours before the final and still managed to Ace it? .... götze!

by trendxnational November 13, 2014

Pinocchio goatee

When a guy shaves his junk but leaves his ball fro intact.

I ran out of shaving cream today while shaving my junk and ended up having to leave a pinocchio goatee.

by pinocchio69 March 2, 2010

Dirty Gotleib

The act of Sticking one's penis into the blow hole of an orcka whale.

I had to swim for miles in the ocean so I could find an Orcka and give it a dirty Gotleib.

by Big Money Dizzle July 15, 2010

Gotheek

a merge of two stereotypes goth/geek and is either

1. a geek who is generally unique and dark
2. a goth who is better than most with computers or other tech like items

person 1: did u see person 3's new trenchcoat
person 2: yea he's so dark and a little creepy
person 1: yea but he's a beast with computers
person 2: no doubt he's so frickin gotheek

by IseeingI2I January 7, 2009

ass goatee

The result of a fully shaven vulva viewed from the front with hair still remaining near the anus at such an angle that it appears to form a goatee.

Man last night I was going down on Sue and she was so smooth but then I moved too low and hit her ass goatee. I wanted to puke up a hairball.

by trainee October 25, 2007

Ruby Goatee

In the tradition of terms like "dirty Sanchez" and "glazed doughnut" The "ruby goatee" is a term used for the facial appearance after a lurid session of oral coitus performed on a woman who is riding the crimson wave.

Even though my girl was on the rag, I still went down town and she gave me a killer Ruby Goatee!

by Raven Curlz April 11, 2012