Goosed 

Past-tense slang for cumshot
The act of shooting one's semen onto someone's face or head

Dude, I was watching porn the other night and the girl got goosed!

Goosed by Skippy Tree June 22, 2017

Goosed 

When you get stood up by your girl/boy; ditched or abandoned

"Bro how was your date?"
"I got goosed man, I'm pissed"

Goosed by sugar_tits69 November 13, 2017

Goosed 

Goosed is a word for being high or saying you were high.

bro i got fucking goosed last night.

bro I’m so goosed

Goosed by Shawn Silverman May 17, 2018

Goosed 

Goosed is another word for high, it is used when you are high out of your mind. It is largely used by teens in the Philadelphia area to express how high they were.

Bro I got fucking goosed last night or dude I’m so goosed right now

Goosed by Shawn Silverman May 20, 2018

Goosed 

Being heavily intoxicated, usually by the effects of marijuana.

"Dude I just ripped that bong, now I'm goosed"

Goosed by Furniture Wallace July 11, 2019

Goosed 

Goosed..Humped, Fucked,Ass,Bum,Spinkster,Shitter,Porked.

See that look on his/her face like they were Goosed.

Goosed by squid1161 January 21, 2020

Goosed 

To be fucked, boned, done for, finished, or generally put out or in trouble

I forgot to take the chicken out to defrost and Mum just came home, I'm goosed

Goosed by toplobster90 October 19, 2020