White Goodman

A character from the comedic film 'Dodgeball' played by Ben Stiller. He is the owner of Globo Gym, a chain of gymnasiums that he built from scrap(with the help of some inheritence money). He is the main rival of Peter LaFleur(Vince Vaughn) who owns another (much smaller and less successful) gym across the road. However Peter is a nice average guy(his gym's called Average Joe's!) whereas White is an egotistical, rude, inconsiderate and stupid man in need of psychological help.

That White Goodman deserves a smack in the mouth...and then some.

Whoa.. calm down remember he's just a character.

Oh yeah, sorry.

Quotes From the film 'Dodgeball'
White - Last I heard, my gym makes money. Yours doesn't. My gym's worth over $4 million. Your gym isn't worth four. I have shareholders. You haven't even got cup holders.
LaFleur - Why would i want cupholders.

White- I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.

White - Your "gym" is a skidmark on the underpants of society.

White - Cram it up your cramhole, La Fleur!

White - Here at Globo Gym we're better than you, and we know it.

Whote - Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought I was once.

White - We can help you turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every day, into a Franken-fine!

by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson August 15, 2006

gourmandookie

Gourmand and dookie. A person that eats shit.

Mike only knows how to judge people without knowing them, eating shit all the time. A major gourmandookie!

by teenaGia July 18, 2016

Jake Goodman

a funny, quiet guy who gives good rides in bed and therefore is sometimes referred to as a cowboy. A guy who is fun to talk to in person but sometimes is boring to text. has yummy popsicles that are great to lick when it gets hot. also has a huge dick and brags about it all the time. is quiet but can be very cocky at times

girl #1: "omigod, last night was so amazing"
girl #2: "girrrlll, how did it go??"
girl #1: "he gave such a good ride, what a Jake Goodman"

by poopface123 July 24, 2012

Mr. Goodman

Mr. Goodman is a rich mothafucka. he gives Mario a hard time on his house payments, Mr. Goodman has two sons named Richard (Rich) and Benjamin (Ben). Mr. Goodman drives around in Lamborghini's and Ferrari's. Mr.Goodman also has a wardrobe of elephant asshole suits. Mr. Goodman is also a news anchor. THIS IS A CHARACTER ON THE YOUTUBE CHANNEL SML.

Mr. Goodman is rich as fuck man.

by HOTGIRLBITCH December 23, 2020

Going Goodman

The process of industriously consuming ungodly amounts of food, with no regard for one's personal health, hygiene, and/or clothes worn at the dinner table. Named after the infamous semi-professional eater & Mediocre television star, John Goodman. More Specifically his downward spiral in life in correlation with the upward spiral in girth.

"Jesus Debbie! i can't believe you ate all thirteen of my ego waffles. i bought them this morning, Your totally going Goodman!"

Did you see Dale at the party last night? he ate all the Cornish game hen. he really went Goodman.

by Tim & Al January 3, 2010

Gooman

A derogatory term often referring to a individual who is a "goofy" or "dumbass"

"Nah fuck that his ass a gooman" or "He always acting slow, his ass a real gooman"

by CamSoSaucy December 25, 2020

Oscar Goodman

The honorable mayor of the greatest city in the world: Las Vegas, Nevada. He's also the official spokesperson for Bombay Sapphire Gin. If you're really nice to him, he'll buy you a couple martinis.

Oscar Goodman has a great sense of humor.

by Tagman77 December 16, 2004