scoop goof

derived from two words. scoop, meaning to move with, or as if with, a scoop. goof is taken from the Canadian prison system, and is mainly associated with child abusers and later used to describe sexual offenders of any sort. the word "scoop goof" a word used to describe a female, whom intentionally and maliciously, carries out the act of scooping ejaculate from outside her body, in to her vagina causing her to become pregnant. This will be used for the extortion and/or blackmail of her unsuspecting victim. sound too far fetched? guess again, this happened to me for real!

not only is the withdrawal method ineffective on std's, it won't work on a scoop goof either.

by make.u.cry January 24, 2011

goodfellas

One of the best damn gangster movies of all time

Let watch goodfellas

by me July 24, 2003

hench goof

The resulting consequence of a gargantuan lapse in mental coherence, to an extent comparable to the level achieved by the common autist.

The hench goof is such a situational phenomenon, you'll know it when you see it

by TheWiseMemeCaster February 19, 2015

goof off

(v.) To slack off by wasting time idely, sometimes through electronic means like video games, or through alcohol, doing absolutely nothing, or sleeping excessively. To goof off is to pass the time through the most unproductive means possible.

I completely goofed off in college, devoting my life to slime volleyball, Soul Calibur 3, and ultimate frisbee instead of academics. Now I'm a level 3 barbarian living in a shack by a tucked away creek in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It was totally worth it.

I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.

To goof off is to live life to the fullest.

by papermachete November 10, 2005

TJ Goodfella

A sworn member of a Tijuana, Mexico based syndicate who command and control elements of the city's illicit night life.

See those guys over there directing the police what to do? They're TJ Goodfellas, so stay out of their way.

by GF Ed February 12, 2005

Goodfella

Somebody you can trust, a wise guy.

“You’ll like this guy, he’s a goodfella”

by ImmortalCloutGod June 27, 2018

ya dun goofed

A way to signify someone screwing up, or failing miserably.

Made famous by the 11 year old Youtube trainwreck "Jessi Slaughter" aka "kerligirl13" and her Father.

Your daughter is posting nudes on the internet.... ya dun goofed.

All ya haters aint got nothin on me, ya dun goofed, I'ma make a brain slushie.

by Poor Child July 15, 2010