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Good Morning

When you wake up from a night of sex and your privates do not hurt.
Tom-So did you have sex with her?
Jack-Yup and its a good morning.
by Nasty Nate the Dragon Slayer August 20, 2009
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Good Morning Post

A common thing that inner-city black people post on facebook every morning, some trashy white people also. It gets quite annoying and is really pointless.
Example 1 : Good morning post ( LMS

Example 2: lms : Good Morning Post .

Example 3: GoodMorning post wit a ♥...LMS
Exp: 12:00
by onehundredandonedalmtions January 2, 2012
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Good Morning and God Bless

Drinking coffee and eating breakfast whilst having a shit on the toilet, usually in a communal or social situation.
Ethan: "I just had a good morning and God bless."
Hila: "What?"
by Dhik Hedd May 22, 2018
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Good Morning

A phrase indicating you hate women. "Good Morning" is synonymous with "I hate women". Originating from MEMRI TV a news channel by the Middle East Media Research Institute which translates Middle Eastern media into English.

A comment for a video read as:

"this song goes very hard

love from kazakhstan

I hate women so much it's unreal"

Part of incel culture terminology. Not in mainstream usage as an insult. Can be seen on incel and incel adjacent websites. Websites used for trolling, doxxing, etc such as 4chan and Kiwi Farms also occasionally use the phrase.
Good morning, I hate women. Good morning to all my brothers. Today is a good morning.
by FearOfBees May 12, 2022
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good morning

The act of cracking an egg over a steaming pile of fresh shit you just left somebody as a wonderful surprise.
I left a good morning for him in his lunchbox.
by RBurton May 13, 2008
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Good Morning Vietnam

When someone is passed out usually drunk and wakes up to someone else diarrheaing on their face.
Man, I should kick Carls ass for giving me that Good Morning Vietnam, that was just gross.
by Timmy Techno September 15, 2010
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