Dennis Gonzalves

Born February 16, 1893 in Huanda, South Cambodia, Dennis is a mythical creature. He played during the SCAB era of baseball during all the strikes, and was not that great. He died October 13, 1995, after he was released by the Athletics. Actual cause of death is uknown, however it is percieved to be heartbreak. He was resurrected May 14, 2004, just in time to coach his new highschool baseball team. Know for hand picking the award winning "coaches" Jeff Huber and Randall Moen. He is a "coach" rofl lol haha lmao lofl rotffl lmnao piece of shit.

Dennis Gonzalves is super duper.

by CRAPPYPLAYER September 28, 2006

Gonzick

A down terrible virgin omegle youtuber who fails to get girls on younow which results in punching the air, and his white gaming chair being thrown and beat violently. Don't count on him, he can never be consistent enough to even text you back or stream on time

Audrie: Look at that big boy Gonzick, he can't even get his dick wet even on the bbw omegle tag

by Vro Dom March 15, 2021

Gonzalo

Legends say he can break a punching bag with one kick, he swims in a canal, he is the Legendary Gonzalo

Gonzalo used his special

by Red Cyanide August 16, 2019

Gonzo

When it comes to pornography the term 'Gonzo' refers to a style of film making pioneered in the 1990s by directors such as Seymore Butts and Ben Dover.
Gonzo porn took the storyline out of adult movies and headed straight for the sex. No longer would the pornoholic have to fast forward through 10 minutes of inept dialog to get 5 minutes of sex. They got sex throughout the whole video.
Gonzo porn was not always shot in the first person or in point-of-view fashion as some have suggested here and the quality of the movie depended largely on who was producing it.

Half the adult videos you can rent fall into the Gonzo genre.

by pornoholic September 13, 2005

gonzo mask

When a male places his genitilia over a persons face to make that person look similar to gonzo from the muppets. This act is usually performed when a person is asleep on their back and the masker approaches from the head, one testicle is placed in each eye socket and the penis is laid upon the nose forming a mask similar to gonzo's.

"Jeff's passed out, lets gonzo mask that mother fucker"

by Captain Gonzo Mask October 16, 2006

The Gonzales

The dominatrix act involving nutrient tubes and an inflatable dildo, taken from the name of its founder, Gonzales.

Man, me and my bitch just had the gonzales goin for a few days, was fairly nice

by superanon8 August 4, 2009

Chachi Gonzales

Olivia "Chachi" GonzalesAMAZING 15-year-old dancer born in Houston, Texas, who is a member of the well known hip-hop dance group, "I.aM.mE" which she performs with on the MTV show, America's Best Dance Crew. Nicknamed "Chachi" because Chachi is short for muchachita; which, in spanish means “little girl”. She started dancing at a very early age, and has been dancing ever since. She will always continue to inspire many with the way she moves when she dances like no other.

"Have you heard of Chachi Gonzales?"
"Of course! She inspired me to start dancing!"

by iheartdance October 5, 2013