gonaherpasyphilaides

every damn std there is...damn nasty. makes ur nuts swell, your pussy to drip icky goo. you might wanna see a doctor.

damn she is a nasty whore, she has gonaherpasyphilaides.

by nicolemarie12345 February 10, 2007

gonasifaherpaaids

When a girl is so nasty that she might have like every desease out there and you dont want that.

"Dude that chick looks pretty hot!"

"No way man your going to get gonasifaherpaaids."

by Dustin Broken January 14, 2008

gonaherpasiphalaids

Used when describing habits of a particular persons sexual habits, especially when he/she has low standards and even when in the presents of a condom.

Man, Cindy is so dirty, she'll fuck anything. We should tell that guy to go get tested for gonaherpasiphalaids.

by papapimp July 1, 2009

Genya Safin

character in the grishaverse, by the talented leigh bardugo know for being in love with alina starkov but i guess leigh wasnt brave enough to put that in her books

Alina Starkov: "Genya comes in beautiful as ever to give me a towel and as she leaves,i bit my lip"
Genya safin:*gay panic when shes around alina*

by gayerthanu September 7, 2021

gonads

The testicles or ovaries -- in either case, the pair of organs which:

a. Produce hormones which, prior to birth, cause the development of gender-specific traits, and at puberty, cause the development of secondary sex traits. Testosterone for males, Estrogen and progesterone for females.
b. Produce gametes (sex cells) -- sperm in the case of males, eggs in the case of females.
c. Make young boys giggle.

Gonads in the lighting, gonads in the lightning -- gonads in the rain!

by Our lord and/or savior Jesus Christ May 29, 2004

detonating gonaditis

(n.) the medical name for exploding testicles. It is divided into two types, Acute Regional Gonadotrophic Hernioma (ARGH) the less serious of the two, and the always life-threatening Osteoulcerative Colonic Hernioma (OuCH).The first variety is the most common form of the disease. It is characterized by swelling of one or more testicles and acute pain in the groin region. This is accompanied by insomnia, lethargy, and in some cases, severe flatulence. Although not immediately life threatening, if left untreated the gonads will continue to swell until the patient is forced to continuously squat, eventually, the gonads burst without warning, emitting an audible pop. In the second form of the disease, detonation occurs spontaneously and without warning, which can be far more psychologically traumatic for the patient than it is physically. Even still, the force generated by the rapid pressure release can cause significant injury to the vital organs, resulting in an immediate coma and death. It is estimated that more people are killed each year from Detonating Gonaditus than are killed on the roads.

Both forms of detonating gonaditis are believed to have both genetic and environmental components. If a patient has the disease, then their risk of developing the disease in later life is believed to be close to 100%. Similarly, the risk factor is increased by smoking, drinking, and sex.

I can't believe what happened to Buddy. His balls just exploded! The paramedics said it was another sad case of detonating gonaditis.

by Blenderhead1991 September 9, 2010

gonaherpasyphilaiditus

A bunch of diseases you get when you have unprotected sex.

Diseases include:
gonorrhea
herpes
ciphilis
aids
hepatitis

Kayleigh: I had so much fun last night!
Jodi: OMG! Did you get some from Billy?!
Kayleigh: Like DUUH!
Jodi: Like OMG NO WAY!
Kayleigh:YES WAY! *giggle* *giggle*
Jodi: Kayleigh you smell funny.
Kayleigh: I know...he gave me gonaherpasyphilaiditus.
Jodi: SOUNDS YUMMY!

by Raymond, Shairda, Kayleigh, Jodi January 29, 2008