golf

The Human equivalent of FETCH
Only where the “fetchie’” becomes the “fetcher”… and the dog (fetcher) is replaced by an elderly person…. 9/10 times male

Father: I'm just going for a round of golf.
Son: You mean Human Fetch?!?

by Peon June 14, 2004

golf

A good walk, spoiled.

I was out for a walk when my friend suggested that instead of walking, we should go around in an electric buggy. He then said that instead of admiring scenery or talking we should aimlessly hit a small white ball around with metal clubs. He then told me that he had tricked me into playing a game of golf.
That was the worst walk ever!

by stupidgoddamgolf July 21, 2008

golf

To do very poorly on something. A substitute for to bomb.

Man, i totally golfed that test.

by Danny M January 27, 2005

golf

A sport that was apparently popular enough to have a category on urbandictionary.com.

Check that little slidebar when you define a word.

by nikkan_hanil June 30, 2004

golf

A good walk wasted, a sad excuse for a sport

I wanted to go for a walk for exercise, but I decided to play golf instead.

by (I<3U) December 28, 2005

golf

A popular model of automobile, made by Volkswagen

"Sure my '86 Golf looks like shit, but I only paid $200 for it."

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

golf

Boring game for the boring people.

You hit a small ball with a crooked stick and walk after it on a huge piece of land.

by Alex Panzer September 6, 2005