GOFL

GOFL is one of the lesser-known Internet Acronyms. Like it's friend ROFL (Rolling On Floor Laughing), it involves much laughing. However, GOFL is Guffawing On Floor Laughing. Although slightly redundant, it is spreading rapidly over internet forums everywhere. A select group of people is introducing it to high school slang.

It can be used as a verb, or more often, just as an exclamation.

High School Girl 1: Uhnnn yeah Becky was at my house girl, she was all up in my shit. I was like "Bitch you best back off" and she was like "Jason's mine, bitch." I said "You best back off 'fore you get busted up."
High School Girl 2: GOFL!!!!!

Man 1: Uh oh...
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I just GOFLed!

by nubatron 2000 May 2, 2006

go fly a kite

This means to stop wasting my time and go waste your time elsewhere. It can also be used as a somewhat polite way to tell someone to piss off.

Quit bothering me, Go fly a kite!

by Squidbilly37 October 22, 2020

sex-godlyness

someone who is such a sex god he is dying of sex-godlyness

omg that guy is dying of sex-godlyness

by :0 whoop May 6, 2010

golympics

1) the annual gay olympics. takes place in the fall, when a select group of the professional gays with the best regular season performance get together for the gayest event in the world. often called the "MLB playoffs" by the gay community. see also golympian.

1) the homo put the golympics on tv and the mom covered her sons eyes.

2) michael jordan took a brief break from basketball in the mid 90s to "experiment." fortunately, he wasn't gay enough and never made it past the qualifying rounds into the actual golympics.

3) the documentary, angels in the outfield, shocked the world as audiences saw the damaging impact the golympics can have on a child's psyche. unfortunately, banning the golympics in media outlets remains one of the most unattended to issues in modern america, along with global warming.

by lalegend October 8, 2010

Gollywospip

1. When some one continues to talk for a long time about something not related to your coversation

1. Wow! All Eric did was gollywospip during the dinner date.

by NoFear14 March 13, 2021

Golly Gee

Used in a satirical statement when somebody is treating you like a child.

see gee willicers

"Golly Gee mom! Dont hit me with the hose! I's neva says a bad word again!"

by mickey brown February 22, 2007

Oh golly

Another way of saying "oh god" or "holy shit"

"OH GOLLY IS MY GRANDMA RIDING THAT COW!"

by jeewhiz123 August 31, 2017