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@godmitsuru

This sick bastard posts daily about being in love with his 12 year old cousin and admits to enjoying having her kissing him and moaning while on his lap he admits to having sex with and getting his 12 year old cousin pregnant apparently believes hes god he chose his name in reference to the anime deathnote he has had sexual relations with younger and has. Even doing thos for years he has about a 3rd grade education he has admitted all of this and most of it you can find on his Instagram his username is shown above please show him some love by spamming his account and showing him what you think of incest and pedophilia
See his Instagram for examples @godmitsuru
by @sad_boi619 May 5, 2020
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Godiva Narc

An ugly old pig who hates men

A jealous hag
Ugh that godiva narc if I have to hear her whining about her sugar daddy one more time I am going to puke
by Gypsypws October 27, 2020
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Trial of the Gods

In Scandinavian countries, to legally become an adult here you have to pass a trial associated with one of the gods. Three common ones are:

1.Every town square has a model of Thor’s hammer. If one boy or two girls are able to carry it around the square, they pass Thor’s Trial and become Disciples of Thor. They are successful as everything from coal miners to cannon fodder on the battlefield.

2.If you’re able to defeat the village elder in a game of intellect, like chess, you pass Odin’s Trial. Some of the hipper elders accept games like Starcraft and Magic the Gathering. The Disciples of Odin are often thought to all be nerds, but actually they have significant numbers of geeks as well.

3.If you pass one of the other trials by cheating, and it’s later admitted or discovered, you pass Loki’s Trial. The Disciples of Loki often go on to become successful businessmen and politicians, which ensures we don’t get laughed at for having really stupid people making terrible deals.
"I passed the Trial of the Gods."

"By cheating!"

"That's a valid way of passing."

"Why?"

"Because it shows I cheat well."

"Is that good?"

"If you can lift Thor's hammer, sure you can lift a hammer. But if you can make people think you can, you can make them think anything."

"Are either of those things as important as chess skills though?"
by Effective Altruism June 29, 2016
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Devourer of gods

I love the devourer of gods theme that shit fucking slaps
by Permafrozen March 2, 2021
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Godi Media

A network of sensationalist pseudo-news channels catering to the bottom of the Indian right-wing barrel, indirectly used by the ruling cadres in the Hindu Nationalist BJP to distract the electorate away from core issues and away from things being done behind closed curtains

'Godi' in Hindi, corresponds to one's Lap and is in this case used in reference to many media outlets being the lap dogs of the Hindu Nationalist government. Most channels that constitute "Godi media" may be directly or indirectly linked, through even the most cursory research, to ring leaders inside of the BJP

It features some of the most disgusting-looking schlubs you have ever seen as anchors. It also features some of the most Asperger's-fueled segements that would even nauseate Memri TV operators
Satish: "Did you know we wuz Aryans?? Also i think its a good idea to take out all the muzzies"
Amit: "Woah there, take it easy schizo. Are you off your meds? Have you been watching Godi Media on loop? "
by benaffleckisanokayactor1 September 17, 2020
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for gods sake

when someone or something is really annoying you, and you just shout 'oh for gods sake !'
person 1: beepbeep
person 2: shut up
person1 : beeeeeeeep
person 2: arggghh
person 1 beeep
BBEEEEPPPPP!
person 2: ARGGH FOR GODS SAKE SHUT UP !!
by ROFLROFL.xxx June 28, 2006
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Goasis

n: When the search result shown by google looks promising but when it is actually visited, it is disappointing.
Damn ! Yet another Goasis
by Iconoblast February 20, 2011
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