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A Godsil is a person with talent like no other, they can see a need for anything and invent it .This is the type of person that can do things that would leave Mc Gyver saying WTF while Scratching his head in Awe .....I spent all week trying to figure that one out and you did it in 10 seconds . They also seem to be indestructible ,impermeable, and unstoppable, like a Phoenix .This is probably the second person that would be able to figure out how to walk on water but without assistance .The Hero who has to save the hero . The Latter would Probably be a Mikey......Yeeeeeaaaaaa boooooyeeee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you see that guy , He lived through A 60 mph t-bone crash on a motorcycle into a moving automobile...totaling the automobile,then gets up ,gets pissed about the bike and is home that night He then figures out how to rebuild his body, brain and American industry.... A true Godsil. A#1 Robert and Master Blaster #Uno as well.
Godsil by Magnafyed November 5, 2013
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Godsil Theorum 

The theory, put forward by Canadian theologist Nicholas Godsil, that any one item is in fact the same as any other item, but different.

"Item A is like item B, but different."
-Nicholas Godsil
A cat is like a dog, but different.

This hot dog is like an elephant, but different.

My Honda Civic is like your pencil, but different.

Now you're using the Godsil Theorum!
Godsil Theorum by Klashna February 19, 2008

Godzillion 

A Godzillion is a number exceeding all other numbers.
I have a Godzillion things to do before the meeting!
Godzillion by I, Wreckerrr October 16, 2016

Godzilla 

Godzilla: RAAWWRRR
Japanese cizitens: AAAAHHH

King Kong vs. Godzilla

Probably the worst Godzilla film. The pacing of the film is completely thrown off in the American version by tedious and boring sequences they added of news broadcasters describing the events of the film and making innaccurate claims about the monsters. The film also grants King Kong an incredibly stupid ability (absorbing lightning so he can utilize an electric grip) because otherwise he would have been decimated by Godzilla.
King Kong vs. Godzilla: "Godzilla has a brain about this size. He is sheer brute force, while Kong is a thinking animal. His brain is considerably larger, about 10 times the size of this gorilla skull."

Person watching the film: "WTF? If Godzilla's brain was walnut sized, how would the arteries and veins connect?"

Godzillabacter 

An as of yet unidentified bacterium which causes an overwhelming infection in a person. Often used by health professionals, especially in teaching hospitals.
Resident: "You better cover the patient with triple antibiotics because he probably has Godzillabacter."
Godzillabacter by The Wizard Of Og December 29, 2012

Godzilla Vs. Monke 

A movie where a walking nuclear power plant that destroys massive parasites and dragons from outer space fights big monke boi
Kevin: I’m going to get tickets to see Godzilla Vs. Monke wanna come
Jeff: Yes
Godzilla Vs. Monke by Jobeyl February 9, 2021