God

The guy who created us all, and everything. The one who watches us, knows when and how we will die, when and where we will mean our soul mate and basically everything.

Thank you God for saving my life.

by DVDMe February 21, 2015

god

Mankind's ultimate scapegoat.

We have FREE WILL. Don't blame GOD for the bullshit YOU create.

by the_anonymous_one April 21, 2007

God

Morgan Freeman

God is Morgan Freeman

by ugaybitch69 November 18, 2019

God

The Creator of the Universe in the hit universal comedy, Religeon.

See fiction

Preacher : And The Lord God Said, Be Fruitful And Multiply.
Woman at bar : Dude, that is THE lamest pickup line.

by Tazzahbee December 26, 2007

God

Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.

Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.

by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005

God

A divine figure, featured in pretty much every religion. Whether you believe in it or not is up to you.

The romans had many gods.

by Some guy March 26, 2004

God

The loving, and just creator of the universe. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. The Lord of Lords, Jahovah-Yasha, Jahovah-Jireh, Elyon, The Judge, The Holy Father, Lion of Judah, Yahweh, etc. He is the one true God.

Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."
John 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, the Word was God."

Psalm 78:35 "They remembered that God was their Rock,
that God Most High was their Redeemer."

by Dracoe February 27, 2012