salty gobstopper

Cum covered kidney stone you receive after a successful blowjob

My boyfriend came in my mouth and I received a salty gobstopper when he passed a kidney stone.

by Big Belly Daddy June 28, 2023

Everlasting Gobstopper

It is a name for dick that is always big, yet never gets smaller.

My girl likes the everlasting gobstopper I give her every night.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018

Gobstopper

When someone gargles cum instead of swallowing it

I blew a load in her mouth, but she was a gobstopper

by Platinum Knight September 15, 2021

Gobstoppered

When someone deficates in a girls mouth and she chokes, she has to wash it down with jizz

Bro! I totally gobstoppered her, she was choking out!

by JoeFerrid1 December 5, 2022

Gobstopper

When you deepthroat a chick so hard she’s gags; gasping, for air. I purposely gargling drule.

If she’d come suck this sword I’d Gobstopper

by Districk September 15, 2019

Minty gobstopper

When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.

Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.

The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper

by The Rocket (Italian Stallion) April 21, 2021

superman's gobstopper

An masochistic act during which a man jumps out a f*in window, impales himself on a stake, and stuffs his own testicles down his throat.

I'd sooner do a superman's gobstopper than listen to Manilow.

by Mass Dysfunction April 24, 2008