"go suck a gobstopper you bloody wanker"
by nouhisverycool February 1, 2021
Get the gobstoppermug. by Platinum Knight September 15, 2021
Get the Gobstoppermug. The opposite of the runt of the litter. The biggest of big boys out of the pack. The healthiest and strongest
by SmokeyMonkey March 24, 2025
Get the Gobstopper of the littermug. An masochistic act during which a man jumps out a f*in window, impales himself on a stake, and stuffs his own testicles down his throat.
by Mass Dysfunction April 24, 2008
Get the superman's gobstoppermug. When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.
Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.
Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.
The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper
by The Rocket (Italian Stallion) April 21, 2021
Get the Minty gobstoppermug. by Big Belly Daddy June 28, 2023
Get the salty gobstoppermug. by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018
Get the Everlasting Gobstoppermug.