Minty gobstopper

When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.

Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.

The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper

by The Rocket (Italian Stallion) April 21, 2021

Gobstoppered

When someone deficates in a girls mouth and she chokes, she has to wash it down with jizz

Bro! I totally gobstoppered her, she was choking out!

by JoeFerrid1 December 05, 2022

salty gobstopper

Cum covered kidney stone you receive after a successful blowjob

My boyfriend came in my mouth and I received a salty gobstopper when he passed a kidney stone.

by Big Belly Daddy June 28, 2023

gobstopper

something you suck on for awhile

"go suck a gobstopper you bloody wanker"

by nouhisverycool February 01, 2021

Gobstopper

When you deepthroat a chick so hard she’s gags; gasping, for air. I purposely gargling drule.

If she’d come suck this sword I’d Gobstopper

by Districk September 16, 2019

Gobstopper

When someone gargles cum instead of swallowing it

I blew a load in her mouth, but she was a gobstopper

by Platinum Knight September 16, 2021

Sloppy Gobstopper

When you are receiving oral sex and the persono on the giving end coughs up large quantities of mucus

"She gave me a sloppy gobstopper last night, it was dummy lit"

by Patriquee von seiddit February 22, 2018