superman's gobstopper

An masochistic act during which a man jumps out a f*in window, impales himself on a stake, and stuffs his own testicles down his throat.

I'd sooner do a superman's gobstopper than listen to Manilow.

by Mass Dysfunction April 24, 2008

everlasting jobstopper

a neck tattoo, face tattoo, or other quasi-permanent job prophylactic.

This everlasting jobstopper seems like a bad idea in hind-sight.

by unemployablekuro June 25, 2008

Jobstopper

A Tattoo placed on the head, face, hands,or visible part of the neck that would prevent someone from gaining employment.

Some tattoo shops refuse to give Jobstoppers so as to reduce regret.

by Diablo Pitt July 27, 2008

gobstompers

thick soled, water resistant boots

While navigating the crevasse of a wet snow pile betwixt sidewalk and cruiser, a Rochester City Police officer was heard to remark, "I should have worn my big gobstompers today."

by everything happened. February 9, 2009

Gobstoppers

#1: Another name for jawbreakers.

#2: A candy made by Nestle under their Willy Wonka Candy Company. Made in regular and chewy kinds these candies are more like Dentist Enemy #1 but they're considered by dentists to be Public Enemy #1 because they're more or less made out of pure sugar. They're like crack in edible flavored form and their effects are just about the same.

The first time I had a box of Gobstoppers I started saving up for dentures.

by Sid Barrett August 8, 2007

Gobstoppered

To have eaten something extremely quickly, such as someone who consumes jawbreakers by chewing rather than sucking would eat a large box of gobstopper candies.

Person 1: *eats 2 whole big macs in under five minutes*

Person 2: Geez! You frickin gobstoppered that shit!

Person 1: I was hungry!

by Touche, buddy. December 5, 2007

gagstopper

A girl with a really big nose which stops the penis from hitting the back of her throat.

person 1-"wow, that girl has a really big nose!"

person 2-"total gagstopper"

by SJDozer November 4, 2007