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goatsmeller

a term to be used in a negative manner towards someone, especially when said person is being nosey, or "all up in your business"
"monique was talkin smack about me today. we all know that goatsmeller can't keep my name outta her mouth"
by Nanny Goat Teats April 22, 2008
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goatse

A site that is commonly linked to by Internet trolls in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image.

And now, the origins of this madness:
The alt attribute on the image, "stinger", actually comes from the EFNet #quake channel. The image itself was discovered on a webpage. Goatse.cx was created by a #quake member expressly for the purpose of displaying the image.
The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.
Die, goatse man. Die die die die die. Something involving rusty hooks and salt, hopefully.
by Laser Potato May 20, 2005
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Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert.
Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."
by Marty McFriend May 23, 2008
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goatse

Named for the address of the original website, (goatse.cx) which has since been taken down but not before achieving Internet noteriety. See also tubgirl.

The website featured a man bending over with two hands stretching apart the largest bodily orifice in the world. You could see inside several inches deep.

Since then, parody websites have sprung up showing everything from stretched-apart doorways to red-filling-ed cookies.
"Heh. No really, Aunt Sally. I swear goatse.cx has the best apple pie recipes on the Internet."

"Oh god! The Grand Canyon looks just like Goatse! No burro ride for me, thanks!"
by KelliHolland July 15, 2008
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goatseman

God of Goatse, or main deity of Goatseism.
Goatseman is my god.
by orf October 27, 2002
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Georgia Goatse

The maneuver in which one partner stretches their anus and the other partner horks loogie in it.
Oh man, I just did a Georgia Goatse to my wife
by LouieLua March 6, 2008
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Goatse

An internet photo of a man streching his anus to un-realistic proportions.
( )O( ) <-Anus

"You've been goatse'd!"
by Sir Scorn November 20, 2007
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