Blowing the Goat

When you are doing something you hate so much that you would rather have a goat penis stuck in your mouth. Or when you totally screw something up.

When Travis asked Jeremy "How do you like your new job", Jeremy replied " i'd rather be blowing the goat"

When Jeremy asked Travis "How did your test go", Travis said" I really blew the goat on that one"

After spending the day with his inlaws, Travis called Jeremy and said "man, I'd rather be Blowing the Goat

by STR8JACKET6 October 16, 2009

goat

Greatest
Of
All
Time

(like tight, the best)

Those shoes are G.o.a.t.

by Joi January 5, 2004

Gilded Goat

When a Male tucks his cock and balls between his thighs, bends over and proceeds to urinate on his partner.

Dude... last night I gave my wife a golden shower.

Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!

by The real G-Rad August 28, 2018

Old Goat Nuts

An affectionate and debatably romantic name for your husband of many years when you are hoping to initiate sex.

After lunch let’s go take a little nap, my dearest Old Goat Nuts!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

giatay

Is a Bisaya word that is used to express someone's feeling whether they are angry, frustrated, devastated, and even happy.
Some people avoid to use this word because it is a kind of cussing, cursing, and bad words.

Giatay, pildi ko sa among dula.
Fuck, I lose on our game.

by Virgoux June 12, 2021

No goat

A phrase made by Kurtis Conner in a video about an animated movie.

Meaning: When a goat does not like something.

"That's a no goat" "I gave my goat food she didn't like. It was a no goat so I gave her other food"

by Nuggetsonn August 24, 2020

Goat

An unreal person thats just the best. The greatest of all time (Joan Hornung)

Joan Hornung gave us money for booze and ice cream! She's the goat.

by JoanHornungFan March 13, 2022