Relationship Goals

The most fucked up way of saying "I want a relationship like theirs."

Jamie and Ryan are so relationship goals!

by Ayee203 May 26, 2016

relationship goals

A couple with such a perfect relationship that other people aspire to them, the "goal" being to have a relationship like the one that the couple has.

Erik and Katie are such relationship goals!

by Inklautz P. Geraford June 21, 2017

Goals

What every white girl says when they see any couple online or in public.

Person 1: "Oh look at that cute couple over there!"
Person 2: "Aw, they're holding hands!"
Person 1: "That is so Goals!"
Person 2: "I know, right? Goals!"

by Frisk Dreemurr May 12, 2016

Musty Goaltender

When you go down on the woman and her underwear maybe should have been changed a few days ago.

Ouch, I went down on Alison Hannigan and there was a musty goaltender down there last night.

by ski9600 September 1, 2009

Goaltend

similar to a rebound, but is attempted on a currently dating couple

Im gonna go get the rebound off pauls girl,
But they are still dating,
Nevermind, ill go for the goaltend

by npv April 19, 2011

goatstappen

A person who is the best at everything possible to mankind

"Woah dude, you're just like goatstappen"

by Callum Big Balls January 17, 2022

Couple Goals

A couple that’s seen as best friends and lovers. Two people that can have fun with one another but show their love at the same time. Much Like Brandon and Danielle.

Damn, Brandon and Danielle are couple goals.

by DaddyMc October 15, 2018