goocher

person who likes to touch, lick, or flick gooches (plural for gooch)

Check this guy out, looks like a real goocher!

by moosethemooche August 19, 2010

goocher

wanna be pimp, player

someone who has no game, style, or moves...

Someone who tries to be a ladies man but hooks up with a roommates sister.

Could be a nice guy but tries to hard

by U Know Who February 17, 2005

Goocher

Having two different women get you off within a 24 hour period.

I'm gonna try to fuck two different hoez this week-end and pull me a goocher.

by CHIWOOD October 26, 2003

goocher

Someone that you think is totally hot.

That guy over there is a total goocher.

by skully j September 29, 2007

Goocher

The exact definition isn't known, but it can be used to refer to someone of less superiority to the user.

Jimmy: Hey ... he is a goocher!

Frank: What's a "goocher", Jimmy?

Jimmy: I don't know ... but I think we have to kill him.

by Jeremy May 4, 2005

goocherific

a bi-sexual female that is at the time in a relationship with both a asshole guy and a cuntish girl.

Sarah: " Did you know that Stacey is dating both that asshole Andrew AAAANNNND that cunt Rebecca?"

Chris: " Yeah that girl is goocherific... "

Sarah: " I know bro... I know "

by The Hoaginator's Dog April 29, 2014

gocher

A woman with a face shaped like a ball sack. Her neck is long, therefore she looks like a gouch (skin between anus and scrotum). She has the voice of a 10 year old boy going through puberty. She smells like olive oil with webbed toes and jondice. Her dick is longer than her shitzu's and she enjoys funneling peanut shells into her ass.

Look at that gocher. Her dick is shaped like a fish. I smell sandpaper and whiskey.

by Dogdick69 April 20, 2017