gnat-zis

the strange way that elderly Canadians pronounce the name of the political party that led Germany in the 1930s.

Grandpa said he fought the gnat-zis on Okinawa.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 3, 2005

Gnat's-Water

A terribly tasting (often home-brewed) alcoholic beverage. Used most commonly in the United Kingdom. Referring to the drinks similar taste to a foul pond where Gnat's often breed and can be found in high numbers.

"This pint of bitter tastes like Gnat's-Water"

by karientoch March 14, 2019

Gnats nuts

A very small matter or amount.

Don't worry about it, it's just gnats nuts.

by E. Dijkstra March 16, 2010

Gnat Capping

The act of one pulling back his foreskin then rubbing spit on the head of his cock and waiting for a gnat to land on his cock then pushing his foreskin forward to cap it.

I love to go gnat capping when i'm camping

by aka Outlaw October 22, 2011

gnat's crochet

gnat's balls

the width of a gnat's crochet, Within a gnat's crotchet.
Well known saying on British radio Game Show, 'I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue'

by Wireman2018 January 12, 2018

gnat bread

Smegma.

"I ain't suckin no dick covered in gnat bread! Go home and wash you prick!"

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

snatch gnats

A vagina that is infested with crabs also known as "crotch crickets"

I pulled down that bitches panties and went to eat it and got some snatch gnats on my tongue and eye lashes.

by Shaun M September 6, 2006