Muff gluten

MUFF GLU-TON.
A muff gluten is a man or female that craves vagina...
Also see: Butt gluten and Cock gluten

Tom H:"Moomin loves pussy; shame he never gets any."
Duke:"He is quite the muff gluten

by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009

Gluten Free

Description of something usually, but not always, politically correct while being affected at the same time.

Q: Did you see her new Toyota Prius?

A: Yeah I saw it. That's SO gluten free!

Jim: "He quit his job to go work for Green Peace."
Bob: "Are you serious dude? That's just f@#king gluten free is what that is."

by holdontheresparky October 3, 2013

Gluten hoe

When a person only eats gluten based foods even when it is not needed

He is eating curry with bread instead of rice, he is such a gluten hoe

by BhandCurryBaba July 29, 2020

Gluten toot

When a hipster farts

Lars was shopping at whole foods when he suddenly let out a massive gluten toot!

by Dante_ck December 14, 2015

gluten tag

To have sex with someone while wearing a bagel, donut, or other pierced article of wheat around the shaft.

Javier loves to gluten tag his special friend. His special friend is less enthusiastic.

by andrew nelson brown October 20, 2008

Gluten-free

The willingness to have sex in any orifice other than the anus. Usually used in the first or second encounter with a new partner.

Secondary Definition: Extreme sensitivity or complete reluctance towards anal sex.

Dude, I hooked up last and we did just about everything imaginable and when I tried to go greek she told me she was Gluten-free!

by Ez-A January 10, 2012

gluten nachos

English autocorrect's idea of the German phrase "gute Nacht" (good night). Originally noted by the American foreign exchange students of 2016. Now used colloquially as a farewell between bilingualists.

>And, how goes?
<Must and self
>Runs
<...This conversation makes no sense in English. I'm going to bed
>Gluten Nachos
<||

by Nightshadee April 15, 2017