"Glueballing" refers to the practice of applying hair gel to the penis and pubic hair prior to intercourse. The result is that both parties become "stuck" to each other at the point of genital contact. Those who engage in this practice either find the act of getting "stuck" directly pleasurable, or they indirectly take sexual pleasure from the painful sensation of genital adhesion.
by honcho03 December 9, 2008
Get the glueballing mug.The beast known as the Glorb Narg will hunt you relentlessly until it gets you in a bear hug which transports you to the forgotten realm for 25 minutes with just you and a cheese toasty that simply has "Do Not Eat!" written on it in black sharpie.
Once your 25 minutes are up you will transported to the middle of the closest stadium.
You cannot stop the Glorb Narg as it can only be seen once it has entered with 5 feet of you but by then it is too late.
Weaknesses: Salt, Snails, Penguins, kangaroos and pugs
Once your 25 minutes are up you will transported to the middle of the closest stadium.
You cannot stop the Glorb Narg as it can only be seen once it has entered with 5 feet of you but by then it is too late.
Weaknesses: Salt, Snails, Penguins, kangaroos and pugs
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by Bubbly Glorbus April 16, 2020
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Guy 1: Dude, I started dancing with this hot girl, then when we left the club, I realized she was a total glub.
Guy 2: Man, you got glubbed bad.
Guy 1: And get this, as we were leaving, I realized none of the girls were as attractive as they looked in the club. It was truly a glubfest of epic proportions.
Guy 2: Man, you got glubbed bad.
Guy 1: And get this, as we were leaving, I realized none of the girls were as attractive as they looked in the club. It was truly a glubfest of epic proportions.
by Runner1245 January 24, 2011
Get the Glub mug.The act by which one ponders either past or future actions, typically of a regretful nature. Often associated with morning after shakes due to a night of heavy drinking or talking to questionable members of the opposite sex.
Bob was just sitting there on the couch glubbering, one hand in a bag of potato chips and the other in his pants.
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