glorious mailpost

When the cock curves so drastically on top it looks to be holding a mailbox

I wanted to jump on that cock but It was a glorious mailpost so I had to enter from the side

by Thatdudesmom October 18, 2022

miles gloriosus

Latin for "bragging soldier." A person who continually boasts of his fighting capability, but the very nanosecond he finds himself in an actual fight, he turns tail and runs his ass out of town.

Bully: Well!? Who wants some!? I can snap a man in two with my fingers!
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.

by Intelligence001 November 22, 2019

Engage in glorious melee combat

A saying in Warhammer 40k to prompt soldiers to go down fighting.

Soldier: Sir we’re out of bullets!
Space Marine in bass-boosted voice: ENGAGE IN GLORIOUS MELEE COMBAT

Soldier: But sir that’ll get me killed!
Space marine: DO IT OR I’LL SHOOT YOU MYSELF

by Ballsyboi April 4, 2022

Glorious Leader

Sarcastic nickname for President George W Bush. In an attempt to compare Bush to Hitler, the usage of "Glorious Leader" mocks the assumed blind support from his "Brown Shirt" followers in the Republican party. Anyone who supports "Glorious Leader" is in fact, a traitor, and given time, "Glorious Leader" will enslave us all.

What? Didn’t you hear from "Glorious Leader" today that all dissent is now punishable as acts terrorism! Let’s round up all who dare oppose our "Glorious Leader" as he struggles to do God’s work here in Amurika!

by Bad Kitty January 23, 2006

gloriousome

A combination of glorious and awesome, it encompasses the positive qualities of both words should be used to describe things that one of the words by itself wouldn't do justice to.

Hey Kyle, come and check out the filmy hot dogs I just shit out, they are gloriousome!

by Mountybiz February 16, 2004

The Glorious Unseen

The Glorious Unseen is a Christian rock/contemporary worship band from Nashville, Tennessee. Signed with Tooth & Nail Records. Band that is very musically gifted. Very unique band, known for their creativity in creating their own songs; They are not like most christian worship bands that cover over-covered songs that have been done many times by other worship bands already. TGU is a band that is growing in popularity because people are realizing that they are one of the best worship bands around.

Tonight the Stars Speak, was released in 2007
The Hope That Lies In You, was released on August 25, 2009.

The Glorious Unseen is so not like most worship bands like Hillsong United and mercyme!

by TGU Fan October 18, 2010

glorious baboon

where the chick u are having sex with is not proportional. such as she can be suppper fat but have a tinny ass and tits, or really skinny with huge tits and HUGGGE ass

Dude, i fucked a glorious baboon last night and she came on my lamp.FUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK its in my hair

by Thats right put it into my ear March 29, 2009