Pronounced: GEE-OFF
The word "on Geoff" is used to swear on something or someone, once you use this swear you have officially joined the cult.
It is used to clarify that whatever you are saying is 100% true and the person receiving the information can fully trust what you are saying.
If you break a "on Geoff" swear you have ten days to redeem yourself by giving or receiving head (AKA blowjob) if you fail this then both of your parents will be executed and when you die you will go to hell and be raped by a overaged Bill Cosbey for 100 years and then thrown into a never ending pit.
If you go a whole lifetime without breaking a "on Geoff" swear you will be rewarded by the Geoff gods and be taken to a heavenly oasis where all of the girls look like Megan Fox and Kate Upton
WARNING: Breaking an "on Geoff" will result in bad luck for the rest of your family's future generations.
The word "on Geoff" is used to swear on something or someone, once you use this swear you have officially joined the cult.
It is used to clarify that whatever you are saying is 100% true and the person receiving the information can fully trust what you are saying.
If you break a "on Geoff" swear you have ten days to redeem yourself by giving or receiving head (AKA blowjob) if you fail this then both of your parents will be executed and when you die you will go to hell and be raped by a overaged Bill Cosbey for 100 years and then thrown into a never ending pit.
If you go a whole lifetime without breaking a "on Geoff" swear you will be rewarded by the Geoff gods and be taken to a heavenly oasis where all of the girls look like Megan Fox and Kate Upton
WARNING: Breaking an "on Geoff" will result in bad luck for the rest of your family's future generations.
Ryan: "last night I was able to jerk off beside my dad without him noticing
Kyle: "Ryan there is no way that is true, ill believe you if you put it "on Geoff"
Ryan: "On Geoff it happened and it was exhilarating
Kyle: "Well I 100% believe you as you put it "on Geoff"
Kyle: "Ryan there is no way that is true, ill believe you if you put it "on Geoff"
Ryan: "On Geoff it happened and it was exhilarating
Kyle: "Well I 100% believe you as you put it "on Geoff"
by The Geoff God December 16, 2020
Get the on Geoff mug.A town, usually associated with Pinardville, Dunbarton, and New Boston. Consisting of Hicks with large boots and kids with side parts and skinny jeans. Nothing to do but go 'downtown' and steal slushys and candy from cumberland farms and eat pizza from Viksters with the pot heads at the skate park. Maybe if your lucky someone will drive you to Mcdonalds
I'm going to Goffstown to hang at the skate park tonight.
Dude, that kids from Goffstown, he must skateboard.
Dude, that kids from Goffstown, he must skateboard.
by goffstownkidspwn February 19, 2009
Get the Goffstown mug.someone who is full of the bills and has literally ALL the bitches n hoes after him. but does not like to take them from all other playa's and gangsta's. he is a respectable man.
by G March 14, 2005
Get the Geoff (A.K.A. G-MONEY) mug.Orginated from Room 435 of Territorial Hall at the University of Minnesota in Fall of 2009. This game can be played in teams or free-for-all. A mug is placed approximately 10-15 feet from players. players get the same number of pingpong balls each round. players take turn shooting and trying to make it in the cup. If one makes a cup, the other two must drink a shot or an equivalent drink. if more than one make a shot, the remaining players must drink double. if a single player makes 2 balls in a round, the rest must drink 2 and etc with any more balls. if a ball bounces back to you, you may shoot the ball in hopes of making it. Defense of all kinds is allowed only when trying to pick up rebounded balls. The person who doesnt make the shot or the last person to touch his finger to his nose at the end of a round has to gather all the balls. ADD OWN RULES AT WILL.
Orgin of the name of the game comes from the first official match in which Geoff absolutely dominated his opponents
Orgin of the name of the game comes from the first official match in which Geoff absolutely dominated his opponents
by TheInventors December 1, 2009
Get the Geoff's Cup mug.A high school located in Goffstown, New Hampshire. You got a good amount of hicks, whiggers and stoners with Goffstown being next to the weed kingdom, Manchester. People still talk about Manchester as if its a war zone. The school lacks diversity, most of the population being white.
It is an unspoken rule that everyone, including the freshman, hate the freshman.
Most of the cliques that reside in the school are more definable in the mornings before the bell rings. The stoners sit by the stairways or are in the bathroom smoking pot or some shit, jocks stand by the gym, weaboos and emos are in the theatre lobby, the art kids stay near the entrance of the art wing and the theatre geeks practically live in the music wing, possibly holding up a cult in the practice rooms.
It is an unspoken rule that everyone, including the freshman, hate the freshman.
Most of the cliques that reside in the school are more definable in the mornings before the bell rings. The stoners sit by the stairways or are in the bathroom smoking pot or some shit, jocks stand by the gym, weaboos and emos are in the theatre lobby, the art kids stay near the entrance of the art wing and the theatre geeks practically live in the music wing, possibly holding up a cult in the practice rooms.
by skatingfasterandeatingass March 15, 2018
Get the goffstown highschool mug.The combination of the names of original "Spring Awakening" leads, "Glee" co-stars and real life best friends (secretly engaged and often sleeps with each other), Jonathan Groff and Lea Michele.
I just saw Groffchelle at the Tony's. His hand was on her ass. As per usual.
Groffchele once broke into a theater late at night. It wasn't the only illegal thing they did that night.
Groffchele once broke into a theater late at night. It wasn't the only illegal thing they did that night.
by Dianna Agron October 24, 2010
Get the Groffchele mug.exclusive parties held by north London becks/ inner city girls when one of them ends a relationship. Generally small, alcohol-fueled gatherings of girls. Held at one of their houses, although they can often be found out partying together later.
No one quite knows what goes on because they're secretive and exclusive. Personally I suspect witchcraft and lesbian activity.
It's like an anti-henparty. If you see a group on a night out, seriously go for it, they're fit girls who aren't normally easy gone wilddd ;)
No one quite knows what goes on because they're secretive and exclusive. Personally I suspect witchcraft and lesbian activity.
It's like an anti-henparty. If you see a group on a night out, seriously go for it, they're fit girls who aren't normally easy gone wilddd ;)
girl: whooo gluff party lets go wild and slutty. boy: can I come? girl: umm absolutely not, girls only. boy: well maybe I'll catch you girls after ;)
by coolerthanyou57283 July 1, 2011
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