yellow gumball

1) out of a group of siblings, the kid who is clearly liked the least, especially by the parents
2) the worst flavor of gumball, usually some vile combination of banana and lemon, that everyone tries to avoid

kid 1: did you hear Bethany's brother got an iPhone 5 AND a jetski for his tenth birthday?
kid 2: what? Bethany doesn't even have a Razor--and she's graduating!
kid 1: i know, she's definitely the yellow gumball.

kid 1: ooh, what flavor did you get?
kid 2 (dejectedly): yellow.
kid 1: oh. gross.

by stephendragon June 12, 2014

Gimpalopagus

One who is full of Gimp.

A newb or a poon. Someone that sux0rs so bad you wanna stab their face

A Good Lay

TJ Young

An egyptian princess that wears a wooden leg on her left wrist and whose father was raped by a goat during the spanish Inquisition.

The Southern Swamps of North Dakota

"Stupid Gimpalopagus!"

"Dude, ur mom was a nice Gimpalopagus Last Night"

"Stupid TJ Young! Gimpalopagus is My Word! So SHUT UP YOU DAMNED JEW FART"

"Iraq was invaded by the Gimpalopagus"

"Sucks to live in that damn Gimpalopagus"

by Darkaz August 12, 2004

Gumballin'

referencing Gumball 3000, this means to drive aggressively and greatly exceeding the speed limit, usually for fun or to make a getaway.

I Gumballed all the way home today.

Lets Gumball that hill.

I had to Gumball the cops last nite.

by bsdsolomon November 19, 2003

Gimbly Gimbly

A new slang term for marijuana. Originated in the Southwest.

Let's smoke some of that Gimbly Gimbly.
How much for an 8th of some G^2.

by La Abuela June 30, 2009

Tahitian Gumball

A sexual activity in which the male (or female) inserts a gumball into their partner's asshole. Once inserted the partner with the gumball inside them will attempt to push it out and shoot it into their partners mouth at which point the partner will chew the gumball. Take caution! Every now and again "foreign matter" can be shot out from the asshole along with the gumball, it is recommended to plug your nose.

Lets go down to the store we need some gumball so we can do the Tahitian Gumball.

by callmedaley September 3, 2011

Battle Mountain gumball

When quarter-machine-gumballs are used as anal-beads and then chewed after used.

That bitch wouldn't have a bubble blowing contest with me after we got done using the Battle Mountain gumballs.

by grizzlygibb September 27, 2009

gumball situation

Something that is a potential hit or miss. Or perhaps, something that would require a decent amount of energy but might not necessarily pay off.

Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.

Hey this gumball situation movement is a real gumball situation.

by Elise and Co. May 30, 2008