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Ghoul

Ghoul is a term that has came into popular parlance in the two thousand teens among leftists to describe career republican politicians who have been behind terrible policy decisions. Ghoul often refers not to charismatic figureheads like Ronald Reagan or George W Bush but the even more powerful and decrepit looking old white men who advise them and make big decisions from the shadows. These men (because they are almost always men) put up a guise of being boring bureaucrats while in actuality they are the architects of some of the most disastrous events of the 20th century, the most notable being the Iraq War. Some example of infamous ghouls are Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Scooter Libby, Paul Wolfowitz, and John Bolton. Ghouls can also be applied to congressman who despite being universally despised by many still manage to cling to power by being the right mixture of conniving and boring, like Mitch McConnell. The 2018 movie Vice, about de-facto president Dick Cheney, served as a spotlight to the general public on the life of Ghouls.
Can you believe that Ghoul is using his experience of killing 1 million Iraqi civilians as a reason for why we should let him tell us why we don't need free healthcare and college on CNN?
by Ghoul_eater March 26, 2020
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Ghoul Gang

“A communal wave of self expression that can sometimes lean towards certain aesthetics and other artistic proclivities but has no concrete definition. Anyone can claim the title if they live the message in their own way.”
“Just do you and you’re gang.” Kiddoghouls

Basically not giving a fuck what others thing and just always being yourself.

Majorly influenced by users: Kiddoghouls & Babighoul
“Kiddoghouls and Babighoul inspire me to always be myself and not care what others think. That’s why I’m apart of Ghoul Gang.”
by zombieghoul February 24, 2019
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ghoul drool

the wet but yet uncolored residue coating and clinging to the anus after a fart. (n.b. ghoul drool, by definition, does not stain the underpants, but it typically foreruns the urgent need to defecate (read: diarrhea)
I was cooking meatloaf the other day when I farted. I was scared I had sh*t myself, but upon checking, though my finger was wet, it was of no different color. I was thankful only a bit of ghoul drool spilled, although I no less quickly attended to my life-stopping need to find the toilet.
by treehouse May 22, 2021
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Spooky Ghoul

The word used when a describing a girl when seeing her without makeup for the first time. Especially a lack of dark eye makeup makes the bitch look like a ghoul
"Hey man, did you see Abi yesterday?"
"Yeah, she was a total spooky ghoul"
by SwagCorin April 8, 2019
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Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov

Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov is commonly refered to as an inbred Lebanese man, who has never had sex before and has a terrible beard.
do you know Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov?

yes, he's a shit bloke
by Angus_Helbers October 28, 2020
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Ghoulian

(n) A social retard, someone who can't act normal around other people.
That kid over there is such a ghoulian that he says words around people such as tough guy and dagg.
by Not axel March 30, 2010
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Fap ghoul

A monster that sits invisible in the dark. They can sometimes be identified by bodiless red eyes. What will always mark one is the sound of "fap fap fap fap ...".
Popular places for fap ghouls include the top corners of movie theaters, under basement steps, your closet, and school bleachers during cheer leading practice.

Janet knew there was a fap ghoul behind the vent in the girl's change room, but no one believed her.
by Sintrea March 22, 2010
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