vagina geyser

during sex when a girl squirts and it gushes like a geyser :)

Susan: Ahh ahhhhh!
Bob: Damn what a vagina geyser! My whole room's wet!
:)

by chance and conner are gay July 20, 2007

White geyser

when a woman who has just had a baby sprays breast milk at you during sex

I had mary in the missonary position last night and when I wasn't looking she gave me a White geyser right In the left eye and its making it hard to read my computer today at work.

by Frank Grimes June 4, 2005

spicy geyser

When you stick hot sauce packets into your girl's asshole and proceed to slap her cheeks together.

SpitDaddy38: I made a mess when I did a spicy geyser on my gf last night.

by Mr. Bonito June 30, 2019

ass geyser

When you have not gone to the bathroom in a few days and really have to go and as soon as you pull down your pants your shit comes out and splatters everywhere like a geyser.

(in a public bathroom) "Woah, why is there shit all over the walls?"
"The guy who just walked out had the biggest ass geyser I've ever seen"

by SBrotato October 7, 2014

Human Geyser

When you insert a string of anal beads made of mentos into your ass and then butt chug a bottle of Diet Coke.

Allison asked if she could human geyser me this weekend but I’m afraid the soda is going to cause my skin to break out

by EatAssNotAnimals October 11, 2017

Butt Geyser

the splash that enters your butt due to your sphincter not being fully closed, once you drop a hefty turd

"john took a solid dump, one of the turds was so big it gave him a butt geyser"

by Vladboy11 November 20, 2011

Shizer geyser

When you take a massive dump and the water in the toilet wets your entire ass

Me: Holy shit dude i just took a crap and it ended up as a shizer geyser

by ToSmartToFarm August 16, 2011