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Testosterone Flashflood

What happens when two or more males suddenly have an overpowering and uncontrollable urge to assert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.
Adam: Hey, did you hear what happened in the workshop yesterday? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match, and it nearly turned into a full-fledged fight!

Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. Total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!
by YourNerdyProtagonistGirl January 21, 2012
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lestosterone

1. The hormone that a lesbian produces from her ovaries.
2. The retarded sister hormone of testosterone.
My lestosterone is raging right now! Let's go back to my apartment for some scissoring!
by Tordawg March 11, 2009
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Testosteroneus

(Adjective) /teˈstästə rōnēəs/
Tes·tos·ter·on·e·us

One who displays characteristics which would be commonly found amongst persons whom contain much testosterone.
May also be used to define individuals who do not necessarily posses excessive amounts of testosterone, but merely display characteristics of masculinity, or any of the listed synonyms.

Synonyms: beefcake, bold, brave, masculine, robust, confident, daring, fearless, undaunted.
He flew down from his home planet of Aquanefius, lassoed the Earth and pulled it away from the malignant asteroid. He was so testosteroneus. All of the Aquanefeites greeted his heroic return.

The testosteroneus woman lifted the ocean and poured in onto the forest fire before it destroyed the town.
by craigforsure March 26, 2013
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gamestosterone

That feeling of accomplishment when you beat several hard challenges in a video game in a single setting. Attracts many mating partners.
Me. I just beat sephiroth and The mysterious man at hollow bastion with the ultima weapon that a forged. I now posses untouchable gamestosterone!

Nerdy Girlfriend. OMG lets face kiss now!!!
by Gamestosterone Dean September 28, 2013
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testosterone poisoning

The irrational rage a man goes into after being denied or not participating in sexual relations after regularly getting some.
(2 weeks with out sex)
guy: ahhhhh! she is such a bitch.
friend: what the hell are you talking about.
guy: she can't do anything right
friend: you are being unreasonable... wait, how long since you two did the bad stuff?
guy: iono two weeks
friend: oh... looks like you got testosterone poisoning dude.
by sdfjklasdfkj October 9, 2008
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Festosterone

A totally non-gay gathering of 7 or more males, in which there is much consumption of brewskies and much playing of the Halo 3. You might also see a guy flick on.
Cameron: dude you going to the festosterone tonight
Rick: i wouldn't miss it to miss it for sex.
by BadManClan April 16, 2009
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testosterone

Something you oviosely have a lot of in your body if your reading and posting on the Urban Dictionary
"He has a lot of testosterone because he has not beat the snake lately"
by Communist Teddybears April 25, 2015
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