Gestap'ican

The new wave of American Police Officers who are so ordered to perform Gestapo like tactics by demanding people "show their papers" that they are indeed in the United States legally.

These Gestap'icans at the moment are indigenous to the state of Arizona.

Hernandez was pulled over yesterday by a Gestap'ican who demanded he show some proof he was an American citizen. When Hernandez showed him his social security card, the Gestap'ican said it was not good enough and that he wanted to see a birth-certificate.

by websterschick April 26, 2010

The Gerstmann Effect

When a corporation that has reached a bureaucratic critical mass so high that it forgets what function it is supposed to be fulfilling fires a respected and core employee, causing other employees in the company to quit in response. Occurs often in the video game industry, such as with the formation of Double Fine (run by former Lucas Arts employee Tim Schafer). The term comes from the firing of Jeff Gerstmann, a respected member of the video game community, from Gamestop due to what many have inferred to be his negative review of Kane and Lynch, a game produced by a company that was paying Gamestop at the time for advertisements.

Suit 1: Remember the good old days, where we reviewed games and thought about the gamers, and weren't just looking at the immediate bottom line?
Suit 2: Fuck that, this guy lost us money by giving the game made by our sponsors a bad review! Fire him!
Suit 3: But he's one of our best employees, won't that harm our credibility amongst videogamers and cause us to lose money in the longterm?
Suit 2: What's a videogame?
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Suit 2: Okay, so, I fired him. But now a lot of other dudes are leaving because they say we've completely lost touch with our readers and market.
Suit 3: Fucking damnit, it's the Gerstmann effect.

by That Frood November 18, 2009

gestimate

to guess about a situation

The electric meters were not read every month. The electric company gestimates the electric usage at times

by Gerlinde Deaton October 4, 2007

care bear gestapo

A person or group of people that try to keep you from saying or doing anything too immoral.

Solomon: I wish my girl would Rusty Trombone me sometimes.
Marty: Dude, that's not cool to say.
Solomon: What? Are you with the Care Bear Gestapo or something?

by JoshuaD February 25, 2008

getsmack

Short for a"'thats what you get' smack". A good, hard backhand to the back of the face which was well deserved, usually by cheating on a boyfriend/girlfriend.

Man: "Baby I'm sorry I slept with your sister."

Woman smacks the hell out of Man

Woman: "That was a getsmack, bitch."

by Zuke July 11, 2006

Gestate

To grow a baby.

Q: What did Nich say to the pregnant Woman.
A: It looks like you gestate (just ate).

by NotTheRealBanana September 7, 2016

gestalt

In Dungeons & Dragons, the term refers to taking a level in two different classes simultaneously when you level up. This is subject to the following guidelines:

- HD: you get the highest
- skill points: you get the highest amount between the two classes
- class skills: all skills that are class skill for either of the two classes are class skills for that level
- BAB: you take the better progression(*) of the two classes
- Saves: for each one, you use the better progression(*) of the two classes
- Special Features: you get all special features(**) of the two classes

(*) what "better progression" exactely means when changing classes from the initial two noone knows. a reasonable suggestion is to use fractional BAB and Saves: each level in a class with average BAB adds +3/4 and each level in a class with poor BAB adds +1/2; each level in a class with good Save adds +1/3 and each level in a class with good Save adds +1/2

(**) repeated features are taken once.

Note: Above guidelines are taken from gbnogkfs of the Wizards.COMmunity D&D boards.

What you have here is basically a Ranger/Barbarian gestalt. No need to devise a new class for it.

by psyk0 May 13, 2005