Gosselin

the collective noun (i.e. pod of dolphins, gaggle of geese) for douches.

As I was walking along the Jersey Shore I saw a Gosselin of douches wearing Ed Hardy.

by ILOVEBREASTS June 1, 2010

Gisselle

Cannot be defined by words.

"Look up my name on Urban Dictionary."
"Gisselle is not yet defined."
"That's because I'm so great you can't describe me with words."

by Celestexily January 17, 2009

Gissella

Gissella is the best person. she’s always happy and she’s very caring. Gissella’s are sooo beautiful. She can be shy but she’s also very funny. She flirts with boys and boys can easily fall in love with her.Gissella is usually an emotional girl but she’s strong and independent.

Person 1: What’s that girls name over there?
Person 2: that’s Gissella
Person 1: She’s too beautiful to be true💕!

by Qqhhhvdrrt23 May 19, 2018

Gissele

Gissele is really pretty.A TON of guys would be fortunate to date her or even just be friends with one. She has this smile that brightens up the darkest days. She is nice to everyone and cares about everyone even if they don't like her as a person at all or if she don't talk to someone she'll care about them with all her heart. She can be mistaken as a girly girl but in reality she is really sporty. She is the perfect girlfriend,she has the looks and personality, you can be yourself with her cause she won't judge, she is goofy, really smart even though she doesn't act smart, pretty, supportive, caring,loyal. She's dated guys before but they've all fucked her over and she wants someone loyal, who can be freaky but still sweet, someone who'll compliment her, show her off,someone kinda jealous,someone she'll fall asleep texting , someone who'll be friends with her friends

A: I know everyone says Gissele is nice but idk she seems like she could be rude
B:WTFFF no she is SOOOOOO niceeeeeee and she is ALWAYS happy and i mean ALWAYS! her smile makes people smile

by SHE SOOO CUTEEEEEE November 14, 2018

Goessel

pretty much the coolest small town in the world

Where do you live?

A really small town.

Oh, you must live in Goessel.

by lovesickgirl August 29, 2009

Theodor Geisel

Dr. Seuss' real name.

Also, Smeltz and Lovejoy.

Who posted that on UD? Theodor Geisel.

by Theodor Geisel October 10, 2008

Gisselle

A person who slays. And low-key got hands👊, a gangsta on the high key cold hearted, black hair brown eyes, got 2 mains😈💦 birthday ussually on May🌸 but loves the color black⚫️.

"Gisselle youu FUCKING SLAYYY!!!😩😍🔥"

by Baddd_bitch April 5, 2015