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verb. to shove a gerbil up an unsuspecting fellows ass, typically done in a punitive manner for having sexually violated another man who was not homosexual.
They gerbiled Bert last night while he was sleeping soundly and then let a few gerbils loose in his apartment so that he would think it just crawled up there.
gerbil by nick November 17, 2006
A rediculously small penis-referencing the size of an actual gerbil.
gerbil by Kristen Nikole May 26, 2005
One who does not perform tasks with intelligent thought or foresight. One who's stupidity tends to impair the ability to complete simple tasks; idiot.
George got arrested for riding his mower wasted through town, that was a gerbil move.
Gerbil by erfbutterfly September 10, 2016
The act of drinking out of an upside down plastic alcoholic handle after the neck has been bent, in order to mimic a gerbil.
"Yo Cory, you wanna gerbil later?"
"Dude.. I already got the big Smirnoff. Let's gooo!"
Gerbil by Missss Tasty May 23, 2016
A Gerbil is the opposite of a cougar, a Gerbil is a younger person who specifically dates older men/women.
Did you hear about how Jenny started dating that sugar daddy?”
“Yeah, I never really took her as a Gerbil”
Gerbil by Bye Elle August 13, 2018
Adorable hamster like creatures which are the spawn of SATAN.
They have black eyes with no white. They act all innocent until they escape and you pick them up by the tail, at which point the tail falls off.

They can live for double the time a hamster can so they can cause double the trouble.
They need the biggest cages known to mankind and barely any water and food. They are practically IMMORTAL because the can fall from great heights and feel no pain whatsoever
Omg gerbils are adorable, they are like IMMORTAL hamsters.
Gerbil by ☻☻☻ January 5, 2020