verb. to shove a gerbil up an unsuspecting fellows ass, typically done in a punitive manner for having sexually violated another man who was not homosexual.
They gerbiled Bert last night while he was sleeping soundly and then let a few gerbils loose in his apartment so that he would think it just crawled up there.
Adorable hamster like creatures which are the spawn of SATAN.
They have black eyes with no white. They act all innocent until they escape and you pick them up by the tail, at which point the tail falls off.
They can live for double the time a hamster can so they can cause double the trouble.
They need the biggest cages known to mankind and barely any water and food. They are practically IMMORTAL because the can fall from great heights and feel no pain whatsoever