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Geordi

A dumbass cat who looks stoned 24/7

He’s so fat that he was mistaken for a dog
“Geordi looks stoned
“He’s always stoned
by I Have a Lot of Cats June 12, 2020
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geordie

A person who comes from Newcastle. Probably most famous for saying "way hay man" a lot. Known for there scottish sound-a-like accent. Also known as wannabe scousers.
"Ant & Dec"

"am not scared of that geordie gas bag"
by Ant101 May 19, 2008
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Geordies

A bunch of uncultured swines waiting to get noticed by Good morning Britain and their own so called football team 🤢🤮 sorry threw up a lil bit ! They Live in chavvy area also know as Newcastle, the only good and nice human being living there is called Amber rose gill. And is also known for all of the drug addicts , alcoholics and horny f-boys waiting for a school girl to go home to put their tiny wiener in .
Watch out for those scruffy magpies over there bloody Geordies.

What’s that awful smell .. oh wait it’s only a Geordie. Sweet heart don’t forget your Geordie repellent.
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Geordie Cocktail

An alcoholic drink, made using 1 part vodka 5 parts energy drink.

A classic Geordie Cocktail is made using Blue Kube and RedBull.
Monty: Hi, Oscar would you like me to make you a Geordie Cocktail?
Oscar: Thanks, I would love one
by Heisenberg_walt June 27, 2013
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Geordi Roll

Sometimes called the Epic Geordi Maneuver it's a move often used by the protagonist of a television show or movie to escape a door that slowly closes from the top down, quite often used by Geordi La Forge to escape when a warp core breach is imminent. It can also be applied in real life situations such as the closing of garage doors and any other overhead door, but it is not advisable to attempt a Geordi roll with any other type of door.
After pushing the button John had to Geordi roll to make sure he'd get out of the garage in time.
by TwistedD85 April 25, 2010
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Geordie Matheos

Justin Chow’s sworn enemy. Geordie Matheos is a retard.
Justin Chow: Geordie Matheoszcczzs is scxzxuch a retard.
by Skanky the whale March 2, 2019
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Geordie billing

When a group of people (friends/family colleagues) are dining at a restaurant, the bill will be shared equally regardless of who orders what in terms food and drink.

In this situation, those who order recklessly are in a much better position at the end of the meal than those who do so frugally. Diners who argue that they ate/drank less therefore should pay less are often ridiculed as spendthrifts and must accept their fate as victims of Geordie billing.

This term stems from Newcastle and Tyneside area, whose residents are notorious for their reckless abandon when it comes to eating and drinking.
Having anticipated that Geordie billing would ensue, John ordered the most expensive steak and elaborate cocktails during his work Christmas dinner.
by GustavoPorFavour December 23, 2011
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