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Genuine Virgin

A girl who has never been penetrated by a penis anywhere on her body, and has also never been ejaculated in or on by a male.

There's SO MANY examples of girls being technical virgins that I wondered what the real definition of virginity was. So I decided to research what Genuine Virginity meant. In the Merriam-Webster dictionary, the definition of the word CHASTE, is pure, unadulterated, and 'having never experienced unlawful or immoral intercourse'. The definition of the word SEXUAL INTERCOURSE in that same dictionary also includes oral or anal intercourse. Also, if a male's semen comes into contact with a female's body, I think that act mimics intercourse enough to count as a loss of virginity, because the girl will have lost her virginal (same meaning as chaste) innocence.
Simply put: Anything involving a penis that goes past second base would mean you'd no longer be a genuine virgin.
by PinkNinjaFrogs95 November 7, 2013
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Genuine Bars

When you had your homies agree on something
Charlie: let's get pizza

Bena: genuine bars
by King Charlie 👑 November 20, 2016
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Genuisms

Coined by Kendall Morrow in the popular track "Life is a Stuggle" in his second beautifully reverbed chorus. Kendall Morrow got his start early in middle school, the song got so much negative press he had to convert to islam and change his name to Jordan
White people are not capable of being genuisms.

Let me be genuisms with you brother, your Benz is crispy.
by Haligan114 July 12, 2019
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Genuinely painful understanding

An understanding of a concept so strong that you have a disturbing understanding of it, no no no you don't get it like I mean someone can still know about it, but not know as much as you do, usually in a depressing "oh godi get it now" sort of manner, the more of this painful knowledge is amassed the worse ones mind becomes.
gary: oh god i understand.

larry: why what?

gary: the full saying isn't blood is thicker than water.

larry: what do you mean

gary: its "the blood of the covenant is thicker then the water of the womb"

larry: and that bad because?

gary: everyone thinks that blood relatives are more important

than friends because some fucker wouldn't say the full thing.

larry: oh god.

gary: this is a Genuinely painful understanding of the world as i know it.
by steve man mcgee February 8, 2022
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The word means the word

The word began in 1988 when people wanted a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 1992, the word was accepted as "This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word". By 1993, the word was one of the most widely used words referring to a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 2001, the word was used 2 times by world leaders and in 2009 the word was lost.

But...

In 2023 the word resurfaced and is now a genuine word.
Eg. This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word
by Dymphywthym May 8, 2023
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genuine disadvantage

1. Getting robbed by Microsoft. Paying 599 EUR for the retail version of Windows Vista Ultimate, 460 EUR for the hardware upgrades needed to use it and getting that lovely "This copy of Microsoft Windows(R) is not genuine." box after two weeks' use. How come the users who actually pay for their software suffer from the antipiracy campaign while the users with warez versions have no problems at all?

2. Having to waste lots of time to view the FBI warnings every time one starts to play a genuine DVD while the pirated versions usually omit these warnings or at least have no limits on using fast forward to skip them.

3. The compatibility problems associated with protected audio CD's. While the consumers buying genuine versions have to cope with these problems, the others using pirated versions with no copy protection or downloading MP3's and burning CD's themselves are not affected. An extreme example was the Sony rootkit scam.

4. The annoying tendency of some games to require that the game CD-ROM is present every time the game is started/played even if the game is fully installed on the hard drive. Again, the pirated versions often come with a patch which disables the CD check, thus creating a more pleasant gaming experience.
Person 1: 'I actually paid Microsoft 599 euros for this piece of crap and now it says it's not genuine'
Person 2: 'That's just unfair'
Person 3: 'But that's just Microsoft's Genuine Disadvantage'
by an4ljuggernaut December 14, 2008
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Miller Genuine Draft

Miller Genuine Draft. My favorite beer hands down. It is one of the most prestigeous beers made in the USA and in the world for that matter.

When I get to the bottom of a Labatt Blue or a Coors, the last inch of the bottle is like drinking skunk juice. But when I finish off the last sip of an MGD, I taste but a sweet sweet necter.

Amen
Bartender: What will it be son.

Son: Well sir i'm a human being so anything less than a Miller Genuine Draft should be served to my dog.
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