by deckie doo dah October 14, 2011
Get the declan gelder mug.Bigger Dick than Jacks, or anyone’s actually. Sexual Prowess of a Bengal Tiger and impeccably handsome (even his nan says so).
One of those ‘beautiful mind’ / ‘rain man’ / ‘Albert Einstein’ kind of brains, his knowledge is all encompassing and due to this he is always right.
Olive skinned and dark haired like a Greek god, girls melt in his presence.
One of those ‘beautiful mind’ / ‘rain man’ / ‘Albert Einstein’ kind of brains, his knowledge is all encompassing and due to this he is always right.
Olive skinned and dark haired like a Greek god, girls melt in his presence.
by 123 yes 234 November 22, 2021
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Get the mr geldard mug.A nut shot. A punch/kick/strike to the groin, intentional or otherwise, specifically to somebody with (presumed) testicles.
Named after Paul “The Irish Dragon” Felder who, in his capacity as UFC commentator, seems to have witnessed a disproportionately high number of groin strikes.
To “geld” is to castrate.
Named after Paul “The Irish Dragon” Felder who, in his capacity as UFC commentator, seems to have witnessed a disproportionately high number of groin strikes.
To “geld” is to castrate.
DC - Ooo looked like a bad cup shot there Mikey!
MB - That’s right DC, the ref calls time and the fighter has 5 minutes to recover while we chalk up another Felder-gelder 😃
PF - Guys, please, don’t…
MB - That’s right DC, the ref calls time and the fighter has 5 minutes to recover while we chalk up another Felder-gelder 😃
PF - Guys, please, don’t…
by pasticheaf July 19, 2022
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