fluffing my garfield

the act of pleasuring ones self useing digiatl (with your hands) stimulation. same as bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker and yanking the crank.

*picks up phone at last second* oh hey eric, sorry i was fluffing my garfied

by Xaviance-lord of riverdance April 25, 2004

garvin

an incredibly smart, funny and clever boy. he's always full of great ideas, he exceeds in anything

"omg! can you believe what he just did?"
"yup, that's garvin."

by abcmnxyz August 8, 2018

Garfield

1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.

2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.

1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.

2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.

by Rodney Basil June 5, 2004

Garried

The word "Garried" is the term for two men getting married to each other.

Greg and Rusty got garried on 1/7/2012.

by asandahl January 12, 2012

Garvit

He knows it all guy. Sometime google refers to garvit if google is unable to answer.

A guy: Bro, you know there is water on Mars.

Garvit: No bro, it's protein shake, mai kal hi toh aya waha se.

by Tumhara baap June 2, 2019

Garvita

A sweet girl with sweet nature. She has a melodious voice with creative talent she might be a bit irritating but have true friends her best friend is faithful and she is admired by most boys. She holds a special place in everyone's heart and life. She is cute and hot. She is a lovely person and everyone loves her.

A: "hey garvita, you are so pretty."
B:"I love you garvita"

by Hrahnsg February 2, 2020

XXX Garfield

The destroyer of Thanos and slayer of pussy. Don't fuck with him because he has the power of god and anime on his side. He's already fucked your mom so don't worry about him doing it. No one knows what he looks like but we think he looks like normal Garfield.

Look, there's XXX Garfield! He might fuck our moms but he'll save us from all danger.

by PussyNigger69 May 14, 2019